Dan Nelson

@Lord_Sugar Thanks for your honesty, Alan.

Yes allows you to draw circles or curves

Even those who haven’t been able to make it to more than 400 games this season due to personal circumstances and as a result considered “fake fans” can celebrate this one (hopefully) #lufc

De Nervy for those down at the White Hart ground now isn’t it everyone #niceone

What are the rules of football? Asking for a ref #lufc

putting the absolute dog shit officiating aside, and the constant passing backwards, and the lack of desire to counter, and the naff attempt at saving a pen, and them lot throwing themselves to the deck at any given opportunity… a completely ropey performance from us that #lufc

@wilestevao @LUFC what

@LUFC We will never forget what you did to us this season. We will be there next season Whether relegated or not we will be there

🥶 Okafor

Wait, so they were dead the whole time? #TheTraitors

Twenty gold pieces you say… #thetraitors

BUONASERA BUONANOTTE 😍

The things Brendan can do when he’s not on the deck 😍 #lufc

alan carr is the secret traitor #thetraitors

A game as flat as the earth #lufc

@northern just shouting out the conductor (his name might have been duncan, but it also might not have been) on the 22.12 last night from leeds to manchester. there was a hell of a delay and a fair few folk on board, but he handled it all calmly and with humour. good bloke.

@HowardPBowden @AllDayLUFC What would please you, Howard? #MOT

@AllDayLUFC There’s no pleasing some people MOT

Subs have been poor from Farke. Usually chasing the game tactics of getting all the attacking options on. What he’s done is create an extremely packed forward three that we cannot progress the ball to. #LUFC

sean longstaff putting in an early claim for next year’s ballon d’or #lufc

Our thoughts go to @HitmanHatton and all his family & friends at this sad time. Thankyou for supporting us and championing mental health. #RIPLEGEND 🥊👌🏼🫶🏼

release a fourth kit #lufc

and the D at the edge of the area should be on fire

right, when a team’s attacking and they’ve made it into the opposition’s half, they shouldn’t be allowed to pass back into their own half. I’ve decided.