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if you ever need to cheer up, remember that no matter how badly things are going for you, you're not the person depicted in the Wikipedia image for "down low/too slow"

I can’t believe Mike Pence has seen Gaga live and I haven’t

"And so we lift our gazes not to what stands between us, but what stands before us." - Amanda Gorman, National Youth Poet Laureate, "The Hill We Climb."

@emilyyoshida We need a word for "feeling of holding in a joyful sigh because you don't wanna jinx it, maybe just give it a day to make sure this sticks".

Amanda Gorman is the youngest inaugural poet ever in the United States. nyti.ms/3qDRszz

wanna feel old? it’s still today

Well, confirmation that the cops literally just let them through twitter.com/jihanbit/statu…

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

I just want one photo of McConnell sitting on the floor of the bunker as he hides from the terrorists in his own party and then gets the notification on his phone that Ossoff won.

Remember when every right-leaning person condemned Colin Kapernick for kneeling during a national anthem?

Nothing about what Trump just said is surprising. Consistently in service of his own ego and nothing else.

I've just heard the president speak. I don't need to hear a rebuttal from the representative of far right, he can just finish his back 9.

Turns out, there are a surprising number of cow bells in my neighborhood. #HappyNewYear2021

@BradyHaran I can only assume you're about to launch a new channel, Tupperphile.

@billbarnwell You and Mays need to see this - the mother of all Chris Borland analyses. goo.gl/u9WQSs

@frankturner in Seattle! Weird things happened. twitpic.com/di9ski