Darielle

Only 6 days out of the womb and already so over @joeymalott and i

@epr131 Have been trying to get back into my account for months.. forgot my password.. forgot the email associated with account.. forgot password to that email when i remembered email.. tragic

@darmalott Missed u too

hi twitter missed you

Idk I’m just sitting on the couch introducing my 2 year old son to The Lion King and seeing him love it like I did and now crying

@JohnErickson107 why shes the best

Hahahahaha 😂😂😂

Hen saw the bandaid on my arm from my vaccine today, said “mommy have a booboo?”, then kissed it. I do not deserve him

I live with the 2 loudest people on planet earth

in NEED of a large tub of tuna. It’s very hard to be the only one in my home who appreciates tuna😔 no tuna for me ever!!!!! Im outnumbered & will never win. It doesnt even smell that bad. have to eat it in secret like a forbidden relationship🥺 11pm this is all i can think about

Pizza or pregnant you decide

Wow... what if...... we could get that extra hour of sleep... every night.. could that in any way be a possibility

@joeymalott It was not used as an isolated sentence!!!! Big difference. Thats allowed

Dar just used the phrase, “Epic fail!” unironically. Is there any hope for our marriage?

miss these cheekers

Low quality photo high quality friendship

@JohnErickson107 😂you can imagine his response when he realized what i was trying to do.. not pleased

@darmalott Tryna hope he read your mind lmao

I just tried to mouth something secretly to joey in target, with my mask on!!!!!!!!!!!! 😇

@paulamariex My car registration is about to expire last month can u do that for me plz

@joeymalott @th3saddestangel yes

@darmalott @th3saddestangel Is that our son??

Me getting my oil changed/any car related service is PURE comedy!!!!Didnt even know how to pop my hood :’) @joeymalott im sorry lol

@royalringbet Lololol YEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Im ready for winter