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@halleberry that’s Halle Braxton 🤭

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." 😂

Africa is the most genetically diverse continent. There is no such thing as "you look extremely African."

Marco Rubio 2 days ago: “Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military” Trump today: “We can’t fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our military” Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

TWO STATEMENTS BY TRUMP 7 MINUTES APART: Trump at 9:00: "Regime change was not our goal. We don't want that" Trump at 9:07: "Regime change is what we want. It is needed" These statements were made 7 minutes apart in the same speech

The fact that Spain has such peculiar religious celebrations but has legalised abortion, weed, and equal marriage among other modern things, shows that you can keep old traditions while the State can still legislate for the wellbeing of the whole citizenry

Marco Rubio: 'The people who run Iran are religious fanatics' Meanwhile in the US:

An extremist group in Washington, DC has claimed credit for the terrorist attack on the Iranian bridge, promising further attacks on civilian infrastructure if its demands aren't met

The mass replication studies published in Nature today are insane, exemplary and an enormous pile of work to improve science. It's just so awesome how many people spent time on this in return to be 1/100 coauthors on a thing. Just outstanding 🙌🙌🙌 1/

Small business owner: Since Trump announced his so-called Liberation Day, we've received thousands of price increases from our suppliers. Price changes have cost my business and my customers thousands of dollars. The imprudent, reckless, and constant yanking of the tariff leash is hurting small business and it's killing consumer confidence.

A man pardoned by President Trump for his actions on Jan. 6 has been sentenced for possessing more than 100,000 child sexual abuse images and videos discovered in connection with his Capitol riot case. nbcnews.com/politics/justi…

Kristi Noem: terrorizing immigrants and Americans Kristi Noem’s husband:

the way there’s no joke here it’s just actually what’s happening

Paprika (2006) was the final completed film by director Satoshi Kon. He passed away four years later, leaving this trippy masterpiece as his ultimate exploration of the blurring lines between dreams and reality.

A realization about Pokémon Pokopia

20×20マスでカラフルな街を作りました ハンモックが地味にいい仕事してくれます #ぽこあポケモン

@neverbipsalone “berry farm” and it’s Yggdrasil the world tree 😂

bookmarking builds i have no hope of actually recreating >>>>>>

lol

Everyone at the Mar-a-Lago parties…his cabinet…???

I need to touch grass, my ass thought this was Pokopia for a second 😖

Pokopia Cyberpunk Underground City 🌃