Himself (Parody account)

This.

@ick_real Marjorie…or Grace

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

The Great One picks Lindy Ruff for Coach of the Year Wayne Gretzky: “The job Lindy Ruff has done in Buffalo is pretty remarkable” “They didn’t start out out like the Buffalo Sabres. They started out like the St. Catherine Sabres in the OHL, and he turned it around” 😂

@BestofBSM @AlexTran677026 This! Absolute classic from Jim Backus.

@AlexTran677026 Now I'm gonna make us some Old Fashioneds the old-fashioned way - the way dear old Dad used to! What if something happens? What could happen to an Old Fashioned?

Best comedy every made; one of the best films ever made😍

@SalSports This is really easy. Full, and yet to be picked up, heck yeah. Empty, and a full week away from next pickup, heck no. As you must know, over time (especially as things warm up) even a double bag can not contain that god awful smell. Hope this helps.

What’s the rule on walking by someone else’s garbage can they already put out while carrying a bag of your dog’s poop? Are you allowed to toss the bag in or no? Does it matter if the can is still full or already empty?! 🐕 💩 🚮

#MyXAnniversary 13…. Is that right? Can that be right?

@netminder97 This is fair.

North Tonawanda 🫠😆

@RogueSquirl @catturd2 Pretty sure that’s a kangaroo. They have those in Colorado…. Be careful, they punch.

We were supposed to be back at our Florida home but the storm delayed us leaving so we are in our place in lower Colorado. I felt something watching me and I caught the peeping tom on camera. Oh and it is snowing like a mofo right now too. Hopefully we will be back in Florida by Thursday.

Is the winter storm hitting anyone of you yet? Post pictures.

@StealthQE4 @RichJohnsonNFL Maybe you should have mom bring another Pop-Tart down to you in the basement. Invest more, tweet less.

@RichJohnsonNFL Maybe he shouldn’t turn the ball over 4 times if he wants to win a playoff game.

BREAKING: #Bills QB Josh Allen is reportedly “stunned” and “not happy at all” with how owner Terry Pegula and GM Brandon Beane conducted their press conference today. There is a growing sense that he wants a change of scenery to get out of the dysfunctional organization.

@real_dreamr @JOKAQARMY1 Welp, the apostrophe and the e are silent….

@JOKAQARMY1 i’m sorry but how are none of the comments talking about how this guy can’t read :/

American antiquities book shows Accounts from 1835 🤔

@Quid_Novo @Noirchick1 Underrated comment.

@Noirchick1 I expected them to go and have some fun on Geiger's counter. That would radiate some warmth I would suppose.

Remembering Humphrey Bogart, who died this day 1/14/1957..... and the rare moment he not only held his own, but got a bit bested in a scene with the most luscious book store clerk ever...........

@TheJuiceTDGuy It’s who they are. And this is not an isolated incident. Normally I would joke ‘enjoy the rest of the playoffs on TV.’ But they can experience no joy. This is who they are.

Eagles fans throwing full beer cans on 49ers fans, including kids. Fuck your city. Fuck your fake ass invented hero. Fuck your worst illiteracy rate in the country. Fuck your entire organization top to bottom. Fuck your punchable coach. Fuck big Dom. Worst fans in all of sports.

@robinmonotti Fake news! He died March 30, 2004 at the age of 95. Nice try. Next time, pick someone alive.

Alastair Crooke explains why a Western nihilist materialist mindset cannot comprehend the spiritual dimension of Imam Khomeini & his Revolution of Consciousness

Really impressed as well.

@johnrobertsFox You realized that’s not you?

For years, I had this picture of what I thought was Freddy Mercury and me from the 1985 Rock in Rio festival. But now that I look at it more closely…..

@White_Rabbit_OG Blackened Cajun Ribeye

🤯🌮🍕🍔🍳🧇🥩🧀🍫🥓

@ElonMusk_LordX Anne Boleyn

@BrianRoemmele A Cleveland original.

I found the ordinal! 1953 TV ad by Chef Boyardee. Note how he pronounced his name. The original recipe was considered top by many Italians I knew. It got changed by the 1960s.

The Bills went 16-3 in playoff games at Highmark Stadium. The Packers, Cardinals and Buccaneers never won a single game there in the stadium’s 50+ years of existence. The building’s all-time leaders, from Rich Stadium to present day. #billsmafia

@MartySmithESPN No

Y’all help me: Is there a Twitter setting that allows real-time updates and not tweets from 17 hours ago?

@47People I would stagger to the other end of the boat and scream loudly toward the sky.

What would you do if you woke up in this spot?!😬🥲😬