Dave Levora

If it’s “too early to call” then you’re not really projecting anything are you?

Do…do I need to start smoking again?

@QuadCityPat There ARE such things as stupid questions!

@QuadCityPat You’re not suggesting we wait until it’s over to start drinking, are you? Of course not. I withdraw the question.

@mattlindner If everyone put God first, they wouldn’t steal welfare money to build a volleyball arena or send unsolicited pictures of their genitalia to game day hosts.

Jesus wasn’t a capitalist brah

THRILLED to have these trading cards arrive today even though I didn’t order them.

“The hosts will begin each show with a monologue.” “With a microphone in their hand?” “No. Unless they’re famous for being a stand up comedian.” “Why do they need a microphone?” “Nobody knows.”

Max Rebo and Neel are NOT the same species.

“Who’s on First?” “Nobody.”

@NBCNews Damn. It’s brutal up there.

Olivia Rodrigo said she was mistaken for a criminal and interrogated at the Canadian border. nbcnews.com/pop-culture/po…

Spotted Cow gets all the attention but Fat Squirrel just might be their masterpiece.

Guess where I am!

Nightingale says it’s over. You know what this means? Hammer the Yankees at +1100. Free money!

Absolutely DESERVED that loss. #Bears

WHY?!?!? #Bears

What a STUPID way to lose a game. Unreal.

Finally! #Bears

Pick 6 here would be hot.

PUNTING. IS. WINNING!!! #Bears