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human interaction YIKES

@drgilpin hey prof! #MCO435

The nacho is always cheesier on the other plate

Ain't nothing gay about Voltron

I've weighed the pros and cons, and I think you shorted me about a gram and a half of cons, dude

Dead people don't get birthdays that's bullshit

If you never try something, you'll never know just how bad you would fail at it

Current mood: human pastry

You take the good, you took the bad, you take them both and then you my twitter page

Real courage is majoring in the subject you failed twice in high school

Unlucky at tweets, lucky at love, at least

Something something pumpkin something

Cemeteries are all gravey

If all snitches get stitches, is everyone with stitches a snitch? Write your answer below and explain your reasoning

It's pretty fucked up that most people don't rewind their Netflix shows after they're done with them

Shitty summer idea: Edible fireworks

Shitty summer idea: Cornholing with ears of corn

Want to stop trying but it's too hard

Things to yell if you fall in public with your baby: Shit Oh shit Are you shitting me Shit damn

More like ejacuearly, am I right

God hates figs