Sir Daveingham

When we win there colourblind and when we lose it’s the colour of the players skin. Absolute cunts

@King__Diz & you're still a sexy fucker xx

18 months of missing stags, birthdays and festivals, I’ve had a month of amazing days. Best tournament in my lifetime and a huge opportunity to move on next December 🌍🏆

1 more thing. Stop watching the news, fuck em

just nipping on here to say girls, ya don't need ya lips doing. It makes you look like an absolute mong

I'm getting great at smiling with my eyebrows

@JacobNotts Adkins is the bees bollocks man

@AndyWilford @conorbrn The glory days mate 😂 gotta treat ya self every now & again

@conorbrn @davidtopbottom had plenty of cheap nights on sainsburys back in the day. 😂

@JacobNotts @MichaelGForeman It's peng and cheap as chips. Big up Uncle Tetsu & his piffin cheesecake, check that fucker out mikey

Can confirm, Maccies here is so much better

So, you’re sick of isolation?

Got my dad to put a bouncer badge on and throw me out the front door so it felt like I was out again

Wtf

Waiting for regulations or bans on media sources & let government officials or the WHO release statements. The media sends people into panic mode & it's ridiculous

@PippaPurcell 😂😂 fucking hell

Good news - I completed my run. Bad news - Lewis purposely stalked me on my run, wound down his van window and shouted ‘come on babe’ in front of the group, whilst driving next to us 😩 fuck sake.

The end 😂😭😭

Then he comes back off no doubt a top trip with his pals, thinks fuck it and puts the remaining 350 on a 10/1 tip someone gave him in the pub and then has £3850. And books another holiday whilst the boring twat is still at home and done fuck all. Enjoy your self