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⠀ ⠀ 𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗽 ⠀ ⠀ 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱: ⠀ ⠀ original ⠀ ⠀ muse ⠀ ⠀ built ⠀ ⠀ for ⠀ ⠀ fandomless ⠀ ⠀ ／ ⠀ ⠀ horror ⠀ ⠀ verses. ⠀ ⠀ 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗽𝖾𝗋 ⠀ ⠀ amos. ⠀ ⠀ by ⠀ ⠀ freddie, ⠀ ⠀ he／him, ⠀ ⠀ 20, ⠀ ⠀ MDNI.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀THE⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀TRUTH⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗜𝗦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀OUT⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀THERE⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀..͟.
⠀⠀⠀SPN, HORROR: MDNI. Beigetreten Mart 2019
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@beguilted / the second one is so cutesie. i need to chew your cheeks
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╱ munday :') be nice to me world, here i come!!!
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... no, i’m being deadly serious. my sister was abducted by aliens.
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if i drank for every cheesy one—liner, i would’a lost my liver years ago. i take a shot for every red flag.
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𝖌𝗶𝗿𝗹͟ ᛪ༙ ┈𝒜𝙻𝙼ᴵ𝙶𝙷𝚃𝚈.@Iambtoslaughter
what do you drink for? every cheesy one—liner?
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݁ ⠀ ͜ #̲ Iambtoslaughter.⠀
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𝖌𝗶𝗿𝗹͟ ᛪ༙ ┈𝒜𝙻𝙼ᴵ𝙶𝙷𝚃𝚈.@Iambtoslaughter
⠀ ⠀ . . . 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝔡* ᵏ𝑛𝑜𝑤͟𝑠 . ‧ ˚ 𑁍 ܓ༉ . ⠀
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you didn’t hear? ... yeah, i’ve always thought little green men took her away in their space ship. it’s the only explanation that’s ever made sense.
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mhm, ev’ry last one of ‘em. i like t’ make watchin’ ‘em into a drinkin’ game.
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𝖌𝗶𝗿𝗹͟ ᛪ༙ ┈𝒜𝙻𝙼ᴵ𝙶𝙷𝚃𝚈.@Iambtoslaughter
and you watch all of these sequels, clearly.
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crazy for thinkin’ she was taken by somethin’ non—human, is a bit more accurate.
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oh, yeah. realistically none of ‘em last more than a year. but that’s why there’s always a bunch of sequels where shit happens that just makes it so they’re stuck together.
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𝖌𝗶𝗿𝗹͟ ᛪ༙ ┈𝒜𝙻𝙼ᴵ𝙶𝙷𝚃𝚈.@Iambtoslaughter
mm, but y'can't really think the relationship would last after the movie ends, do you? they're gettin' divorced in a year, tops.
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(a laugh —— small, brief —— escapes him at the question.) oh, y’know, a lotta people were callin’ me crazy and the like. couple o’ the older folks blamed me for it. mostly people were lookin’ down at me, but you were nice.
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yeah, they’re not exactly award winning movies. but at least you’re in love by the end.
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𝖌𝗶𝗿𝗹͟ ᛪ༙ ┈𝒜𝙻𝙼ᴵ𝙶𝙷𝚃𝚈.@Iambtoslaughter
so, it comes full circle, and i end up with a countryman anyway? … this plot sucks, cooper.
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?!?!?! baby owls are cute! they’re all fluffy, an’ their eyes are huge! (own eyes are all but popping out their sockets.) all this time y’thought i called you ugly after you said the nicest thing anybody had said to me in months????
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nah, by the end of the movie the uptight business hotshot realises he actually likes living in a small town, so he quits his job t’become a farm lawyer. (if he had a tail, it’d be wagging.)
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𝖌𝗶𝗿𝗹͟ ᛪ༙ ┈𝒜𝙻𝙼ᴵ𝙶𝙷𝚃𝚈.@Iambtoslaughter
(rolling eyes————but there's a renewed lightness in the way she carries herself as they fall into banter.) you already got to leave once. it should be my turn.
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really? (he’s fully laughing now: hands on knees, tears in eyes.) y’ve been holdin’ a grudge over that for years? (wiping at his eyes, smiling.) it wasn’t even an insult! you were just ... your eyes were so big an’ earnest!
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... okay you got me there. (raising a brow, laughing gently.) yeah, y’caught me. i’m givin’ you shitty information so that all the big city hotshots will choose to whisk me away an’ not you.
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𝖌𝗶𝗿𝗹͟ ᛪ༙ ┈𝒜𝙻𝙼ᴵ𝙶𝙷𝚃𝚈.@Iambtoslaughter
you wouldn't have written home anyways. (a breath of airy laughter.) i'm startin' to think you're tryin' to sabotage my chances, actually.
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‘course i remember——— wait, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 why you were callin’ me a fossil?! i was fifteen, sadie!
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no. i mean, i’ve had partners, but nothin’ ever serious enough to write home about. (own arms mirroring hers.) and still, no. th’ whole point is for the meet——cute to be authentic, it can’t be authentic if y’go lookin’ for it.
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𝖌𝗶𝗿𝗹͟ ᛪ༙ ┈𝒜𝙻𝙼ᴵ𝙶𝙷𝚃𝚈.@Iambtoslaughter
nobody's been takin' up your time in all of these years? (crossing arms.) should venture down to the local mechanic shop right now? pounce upon the first businessman who got too much dirt under his luxury car's wheels i see?
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… do you watch hallmark rom—coms? anyways, buttercup would hate a city slicker, and i trust her instincts 'bout men.
s͟ɑ͟d͟d͟l͟e u͟p.@decaeyed
⠀ does prince charmin’ need to be from ‘round here? i mean, what if he’s some uptight, big—shot lawyer from th’ big city, who comes here for christmas and learns to let go through the power of love? ... or somethin’. ⠀
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