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i used to have a 90s style, 3 piece, full zipped jacket and was known as “the man of war” but it got me sued so I just wore a zip up hoodie now

what do you want, a rose for thinking? i have no money and a garden is too much work.

if i was a 19th century french poet i would not have written “romantic epistolary.” this is 2016.

the best part about this is the “I wish there was a secret to getting in shape” line. it’s like one of those 20th century “what if” arguments where they said things like, what if people just ran around the block everyday?

i really don’t get the fuss with cappelletti. just a stack of eggless noodles in there is enough goodness for me to eat them by the dozen

i feel like “the thing that feels most real to me” is pretty close to what it means to be normal

imagine if the entire thing was just a single flat screen and you could change it by moving the mouse around.

it good to have some kind of system, even if you can't figure out what it is yet

i’ve been getting a lot of these emails recently. it makes me feel so bad

i have decided to start calling people i meet in person “sir,” just for fun. they get it and laugh (most of them).

if you look at her on an 1820s map of canada and a 1973 one she looks like the same place, just a lot larger

i hate when people say “I’ve gone through hell and back” because it feels more like “I’ve been to hell, now I’m just in the midst of recovering from my worst day ever so I can move on.”

remember when it was so cool to be into the 19th century and they always wore a tie. then that started getting taken for granted as well, it's just "the romantic" thing now.

i wish I could read, but my memory is so bad it'd take me hours just trying to decipher any given passage…

i have the 2019 edition of that, which i think has a tiny different font size from the previous one.

i hate when you get an email and the first 300 words consist of a single sentence that states “you don’t know anything”

i have to admit it feels like some sort of dngore in a strange way

it was such a good idea and now we’re just gonna lose money on it

if Wanted to find a better name for my painting it would be “The World of 2049”

this is how i feel. this song is an epic. the drums are fucking awesome.