Divya Gopalan

Overheard a university student say “Arctic Monkeys were my dad’s favourite band when I was little.” The passage of time is relentless, unfathomable, cruel, and unforgiving.

Him: Let’s get married on Sunday. Me: I can’t, my plumber has promised he’s coming and if I miss it I’ll have to wait 7 years.

Every TedX speaker giving a Ted Talk

The city of Manchester, one day ran out of fresh coriander and it was all due to one remarkable Indian lady - Madhur Jaffrey. 🧵

Welcome to the stomach

Genius

@genesiaalves You’re on fire today!

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I know we need to normalise miscarriages but I’m really ok if we don’t see them in cinema. The shot of a pregnant woman in the shower with the blood circling the train is just 😭

Will Smith slapping Chris Rock stayed in the news cycle longer than 10 black people being slaughtered in a supermarket. Sad.

I dream of Living George Lucas’ current life. Just wandering the mall, hanging out with my wife, and having $7.5 billion in the bank. The dream

@genesiaalves I wouldn’t mind some Bombil Breeze

Me before becoming a mom: Mother’s Day is such a hollow token gesture. One day isn’t enough to honour them. Me after becoming a mom: Token shmoken my a$$. Just get me breakfast in bed and leave me there for the rest of the day, thank you.

Wordle 318 2/6 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

BREAKING: Man Makes Midlife Crisis Everybody's Problem: ow.ly/PAi450IRKV0

@kingkalmi_ 24! You a child. Happy Birthday kid.

As i turned 24 yesterday, it makes me look back and just look at the past 10 years I've been making music. All i could see was that i never downplayed the emotion in the music. To more beautiful music from me to the world . The story will only reach you at the right time <3

Wordle 306 5/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@TheKuzzu @genesiaalves Especially the ‘unpopular’ ones

@genesiaalves Frankly I'd rather see wordle scores than any personal opinions 🥰