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does anyone have anything that I can have?

I met my wife on MyChart

They surgically removed the parasite of my brain that would compel me to engage in online discourse and I was left only with love and empathy for my fellow man

@allofthel0ve i’m crying oh my god

lesbians bought my couch today and said “I brought my big strong gays to help” (5 more lesbians) meanwhile, my wife and I moved it from our apartment to their U-Haul no worries while all 6 watched. one said “oh the strong gays were already here”

A perspective is a dangerous thing for a girl like me to have

I am “continuing to monitor the situation”.

i’m cackling at how grainy this is

@allofthel0ve i’m sorry (arguably masc & love ankle pants)

how do I free butches and mascs from those slim fit ankle pants

stating the obvious: having sex with a woman would fix me

If there’s one thing about me I’m going to be made a fool of when it comes to love. But I will keep subjecting myself to it over and over as that’s what it means to live rather than just be alive I suppose

i think about molly brodak's eponymous poem often

hey man it’s nothing serious but i do have to end your life

@allofthel0ve Hi again

convincing myself I am charismatic enough to make friends when I move. anyway. if ur in oregon and would like to be friends I promise I am a good one I am just not good at the initial part

I need to change my entire life in like 45 minutes

i’m back for the poisonous discourse everybody

@alIofthe oh good

At the age where it’s like that’s fine

I guess what I've learned is you have to be more afraid of wasting your life than of embarrassing yourself