Devin Emke

I googled Sushi Glory Hole and quickly learned that search term needs to be in quotes #CantUnsee #SNLaudio

the world has but a finite number of billionaires, and yet, 2 of them are in the #USopen women's quarterfinals #MuchLessThanOnePercent

Fuck Around (with Stormy) ... and Find Out #LockHimUp

@concordridgemag @concordridgemag thanks for the props #SubmissionManager

As we begin to seriously consider submissions (concordridge.net), I wanted to thank @devinemke for our wonderful submissions manager, which makes sorting and organization so easy. It's incredible.

@chrisbrowne ...this all sounds totally unnecessary #MLBDadJokes

@devinemke Houston leads the series 3-2 as of now. They play this evening and it could be decided should the Astros win. #GoRangers

I think I’ll be able to forgive the Astros once every member of the cheating squad is gone. #FUAltuve #FUBregman #FUVerlander

@chrisbrowne @chrisbrowne is the ALCS game 7 tomorrow night necessary? the schedule has an asterisk (* if necessary)

@devinemke The lack of repercussions is shocking

@Ed_Raso what about @PriscillaOnTV ???

boy i picked the absolute worst time to quit my job in the TV industry to start building cars #SummerOfStrikes

all heroes wear capes, all of the time, no exceptions #WeWereWrong

finally, my perennial (vowel rich) opening word works: Wordle 802 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

water water everywhere, and all of it potable #MisQuote

I am disappointed that justice Amy Coney Barrett is not living up to her name…meaning I thought she would cone shaped. #SCOTUS

After much dithering, the child and I finally sat down and watched the most notorious horror film ever made: The Human Centipede (2009). it’s a pretty mediocre movie. However, I can say definitively that it is the “Citizen Kane” of mouth-to-anus surgery films. #ShockHorror

@Ed_Raso #Chromatic

@hodgman @jonathancoulton @sachsmo @Darinstrauss @dnstewart67 @brettmartin #ThursdayPoker fold it up?

shirted Nuno? that works for me. #SuperBowl2023

you’ll have to take my gas stove from my cold dead fingers…as i will have succumbed to prolonged nitrogen oxide poisoning #StoveTopWisdom

is Tom Brady finally retiring “for good” or “for evil”? #AskingForAFriend

@eppyad @stephaniefilo i only use the “copy from an open jar of mayonnaise” feature. once you do this, you will never go back. #HopeThisHelps

@stephaniefilo BIG fan of the “copy info from last week” feature!

Does filling out a timecard fill anyone else with anxiety for no good reason?