canopy mutt

twitter more like in the realm of the sentences

@h0tirl i fuckin knew it

pee is stored in the clit

@lapislagoons 🫷

@dharmapologist 🫸🏻

what do you guys want from me now that I have 5k? :)

@unrequiet always here if you need bro

i do it to myself i really do

@unrequiet don't you dare do either

i need to deactivate or die or both

@baddergalbinka a real friend

I told my co worker how dirty my ex did me and she said “that’s fucked up your boobs are too big for that”

wanting and waiting

i can't fix you but i can make you feel like it's my fault

"eight likes isn't a lot," imagine an eight-hour shift

we went on a walk and i showed you my favorite tree we are Not casual

dudes be like where do i find a wife i don't like women

@ifrydarice @bacon_nuggies LMFAO

if u have a big nose im leaving my door unlocked for u tonight 🤤

@seattleiminyou scenery really do be breathtaking

I love hiking alone so I don’t have to pretend like my lungs aren’t collapsing

Sometimes I look back at my childhood and yea there’s no way I was ever going to turn out normal there was just no way

got a boner when my gf punched me…

@angelemissary_ it really is all of us though, even the ones that are somewhat normal

they're not all men-ing me on a vent post can y'all stop being retarded for one second

sucks trying to get out of a hole by yourself

@elisun_ this is crazy

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@lapislagoons holy shit

this is how my grandmother came to California , she received a letter “come to California! be my wife!” and she wrote back “I’d be a fool to get on a train to California without a ring on my finger” and so he mailed her a ring and train ticket happily ever after

@angelemissary_ yeah if they just don't fucking see and don't care to learn they just behave like idiots

i think it may be impossible for men to put themselves in your shoes until you withdraw entirely im literally one of those lesson givers that goes through life alone bruh