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@Pumpfun Soon 'TRADERS' will be obsolete. Enjoy your last moments lads.

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I am of the belief that testicle will be the #2 coin out of pumpfun behind fartcoin. That’s why I placed my bets on it. That’s why I bought over $250k from $25m down to $2m and back up to $14m. That’s why I held from $215k in profits to being down $200k. Thats why I held for two months of down and sideways price action on some of the lowest volume I’ve ever seen. This is the kind of belief it takes to win 🫡

You've been warned!

@0xBiZzy IT ALWATS HAS BEEN!

Sources are telling me that it’s going to be a big week for those with the balls to hold. Jeets will remain poor and live solely on ramen. That’s all.

@0xBiZzy He's in pain.

@diaryofAlif he’s not.

Another one to keep me going lol. This one is special. He was a big testicle believer then when it went down he became a hater then it started going back up and he became a believer again now it went down and hes once again a hater. And yes I believed neet was a winner before it broke out(hence the tweet the other day). You believe only when numba go up, the second it goes down you flip to being a hater. We are not the same.

@0xBoolean Just want to leave this here for any readers that may not see my other post. They need to know just how much of a clown you are.

@0xBiZzy i bought neet when it first came out ur an idiot no idea what ur talking about just some scammer idiot that’s why your rallying behind a scam instead of a coin like neet

@0xBiZzy Lmfaoooo

Can’t make this shit up. Bro legit bull posted it just to sell for $11 profit after 20 mins. We are not the same. His addy: 6rp42ifpQ6pCEbf8YxRd93uJJuTWchbt6z37y4cGpphf

@0xBoolean Just looked at neet's chart, it's screaming r•pe. You took losses on testicle coin because you were indecisive and greedy (sorry). You're about to make the same mistake yet again with neet. [Buy red, not green] If you see testicle around 8.5m - BID.

i actually took a small gamble on this coin about 3 months ago and it wiped me then and looks like it wants to wipe me again while $neet siphons all the liquidity nasty work i hate picking the wrong coins and being on the wrong side of history

@badattrading_ Haha no comments bro. Nothing new here, he represents the most powerful & deranged people in the world.

Yes $ALONSHOUSE has been 100% removed on solscan, first time i see that since i check coins and i checked really a lot of them

@badattrading_ Nova, are you a trader or a gambler or an investor?

this market is dead that's all, this is the final straw for me, gonna build my tool but i'm done with this garbage and so are many people anyway, around 5k daily users, in a month 4k, in 3 months 3k, at the end of the year 2k and that's all, bid stuffs that have a cool narrative like neet and buttcoin and i don't know and forget the rest

Today's token with the highest market cap is something that has been manually removed from dex and pumpfun

Bu hıyar aşağıdaki tweetten daha fazla beğeni alacak!

@tugberk37 It did lmfao

@MuroCrypto Turks won't be alone, we'll be right beside them.

“Do you not hear their footsteps? They are coming — the warriors of justice. In the name of the Merciful, the Turks are coming.” Goethe 
“You can kill the Turks, but you cannot defeat them.” Napoleon Bonaparte “If the Turks start fighting, they can keep the devil captive in hell.” Genghis Khan

I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial. There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance." 600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President. The distance is my best work. I am the reason these events are unrelated. World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence. Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated. Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated. Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated. Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated. Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard. On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well. The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders. Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial. His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded. The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency. Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name. On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio. Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job. 600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access. A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25. My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper. The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family. I am the reason these events are unrelated.

@sayinshallah Kenalog works pretty good if you're comfy with needles.

Whoever is hiding behind this official account, step forward and identify yourself. Every action taken by the WLFI team to secretly implant backdoor controls over user assets, to freeze investor funds without disclosure or due process, and to treat the crypto community as a personal ATM, someone must be held personally accountable for these actions. As the largest investor in this project, I demand that those responsible come forward by name, instead of hiding in the shadows.

@justinsuntron Justin, it's unlikely that you'd get your funds back as long as their father is the president.

@GeckoTerminal testicle | downald | useless

funniest memecoin you bought for shits and giggles?

Who's launching the ticker, lads?