Richard Figures

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Richard Figures

Richard Figures

@dick_figures

Red and Blue, make up for what they lack in smarts and sex appeal with a really long string of bad decisions.

Dinosaur Times Beigetreten Ocak 2011
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Dave McElfatrick@davemcelfatric·
Keep talking about Zach from @Dick_figures eyes and how pretty they are. Those boys turn us gay
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Blue
Blue@BlueHatesRed·
It’s beach season so I should probably start working out meaning I’ll be in shape by winter when no one will see me so I’ll get fat again.
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Green@LordTourettes·
Giggling is my favorite!
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Blue
Blue@BlueHatesRed·
I should've known that was poison oak I told the campers to use as toilet paper but how was I supposed to know it was covered in fire ants!?
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Green
Green@LordTourettes·
Picnicked in the forest, found a nice place to sit, ate too much at lunch, and now I must SHIT!
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Green@LordTourettes·
My hat fell onto the FUCKING ground today. Now it's as dirty as a WHORE!
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Blue
Blue@BlueHatesRed·
I don’t care what anyone says but white chocolate is really just vanilla and we’re all being lied to.
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Red@Red_ImBatman·
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UikCf4HyoY HAHAHAH OH SHI1T THEY WEREE FILMINGH TAHT?1
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Richard Figures
Richard Figures@dick_figures·
Role Playas http://awe.sm/5H3kt
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Blue
Blue@BlueHatesRed·
Saw a magic show last night. Sad it was nothing like Harry Potter. The only thing they made disappear was two hours of my life.
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Blue
Blue@BlueHatesRed·
In case of a Zombie Apocalypse, the three most important items to have are: shotgun, ammo and a slow, fat friend you can use as bait.
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Blue
Blue@BlueHatesRed·
If it’s truly “the thought that counts”, why haven’t all these months of thinking about going to the gym made me ripped?
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Blue
Blue@BlueHatesRed·
I might be allergic to that cat Red found in the trash, but he's definitely allergic to me slapping him in the face.
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Richard Figures@dick_figures·
Kitty Amazing on Buzzfeed! http://awe.sm/5GlGv
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Red
Red@Red_ImBatman·
blding a suit out fo alumninnm foil to go storm chaseing.., thsi is how ue get superpoiweers rightw?!?1
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Blue
Blue@BlueHatesRed·
Gettin' my D&D on tonight. That stands for Drinking & Drinking, but then we're gonna play Dungeons & Dragons.
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Richard Figures@dick_figures·
YOUTUBE COMMENT - So the red one's name is Red, blue is Blue, pink is Pink, and purple is Stacy?! The fuck? http://bit.ly/g1xAlG
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