The District Post

MADNESS: TEEN FOUND SWIMMING IN TIDAL BASIN At approx. 1:00PM, a boy was seen jumping into the water and attempting to swim across the tidal basin, as thousands of onlookers gasped and his friends cheered from land. We assume he lost fantasy football, due to writing on his chest.

@OSAMAjidf @SharjilSays @KChimaev @SStricklandMMA Your a bitch, your moms a bitch, your fathers a bitch, your religion is retarded, and your race is inferior.

@SharjilSays @KChimaev @SStricklandMMA I bet you’re one of those pathetic weaklings who lets people insult your family, your race, and your religion without doing shit about it 🤣

Let me know when you are ready @SStricklandMMA

@lemosmma_ People forget man Strickland was winning until he lost.

Sean Strickland foi o ÚNICO lutador capaz de defender TODOS os chutes do Poatan 🔥

@Elonov_MMA Dont step foot in the DMV area.

There are still levels to this

@Sabelo_King2 @hawaiianpaul101 @ChampRDS That was specifically to counter paddy’s style and prevent himself from getting taken down. Against fiziev and porier he kept his range and was way tighter with his combinations. Against khabib too even though he lost he showed he can land big shots while moving backwards.

@hawaiianpaul101 @ChampRDS Did you see Justin's fight against Paddy ? Just always goes head in while covering the sides looking for a big KO but that won't work against someone with Ilia's power and accuracy.

Ilia Topuria says he'll knock out Justin Gaethje in the first round 😳 "It's a tough fight, but at the same time there are levels to this. Based on his fighting style, how he comes out in every fight, I see it ending quickly honestly. I don't see him as someone who's going to trade and then back up, or fight while moving backward. I think it's going to be in the first round." (via @KOlmeneroMMA, @abc_es)

I am so back

@OnePursuitTakes send him to the moon

Wasted no time

@richjacobs79075 @PeadarKropotkin @ianmiles Glizzy Gang > cops

This police officer received five years in prison for merely being in the vicinity of George Floyd when he died. This is what injustice looks like.

@UmpScorecards this is good for angels standards

Umpire: Angel Hernandez Final: Astros 9, Yankees 7 #Ready2Reign // #RepBX #HOUvsNYY // #NYYvsHOU More stats for this game 👇 umpscorecards.com/single_game/?g…

@DC_Draino only a million ppl died in the US so good work

Wow Bill Gates admits he never expected the level of resistance put up by Patriots during Covid Says he was shocked people now refer to him as an “evil mastermind” Believes society now has more distrust of vaccines than before I had 1 major takeaway watching this testimonial: Victory They never expected us to fight back so hard against their tyranny and they probably expected to have everyone getting regular Covid shots with universal vax passports to get into businesses But we won We fought like hell in the courts and on social media to tell the truth about this Covid tyranny agenda When politicians said “screw your freedom”, we only fought back harder They never expected it It wasn’t easy and it took 2+ years, but We the People defeated Covid tyranny And now everybody knows how evil Bill Gates is too No more sweater vest deception about this sicko friend of Jeffrey Epstein VC: @Inversionism

@POTUS no its not fuck ms ward

It's time American public school teachers got a raise.

@searlebaseball mets are finishing 5th.

Francisco Lindor is currently on pace for 32 home runs, 37 doubles, 102 RBIs, 25 steals, and 100 runs scored. #LGM #LFGM

@Lexos2007 @goryphoto boxing

@bennyjohnson Your pfp makes you look like someone who could easily be sex trafficked

Which “President” is capable of leading America in dark times? 🇺🇸

@catturd2 the republican party shaking in its boots rn

Dear loser Republican Party ... You have officially pushed us too far with your weakness. I, along with with millions of others, will never vote for your party again except on a very rare occasion. You are spineless, worthless, neocon, do-nothing cowards. You give zero value to your base. Stop sending me requests to give you money, you'll never get a dime from me. After 40 years, I'll be registering as an Independent this week. Good luck winning in the future without the America first MAGA vote. I'll vote for Trump - but never anyone of you useless cowards again. And save your breath telling me this will be a vote for Democrats. What difference does it make? They're actually arresting their political opponents and you won't even give Adam Schiff a $5 fine or impeach anyone, for anything. You're utterly useless.

In addition, it is better than any ice spice album.

BREAKING: UTOPIA IS BETTER THAN RODEO Does anything more need to be said?

@bvbs09 @elonmusk Our wealth? Can I have some?

@elonmusk Elon Musk u buying Twitter is actually a misplaced priority cos the world has more pressing issues at hand like World Hunger, unemployment, climate change etc. The $44 billion would’ve gone a long way if used in solving some of these global challenges; you are misusing our wealth

As promised

@Reese10Angel Games gone soft tbh

i’m only a sophomore 🤣

BREAKING NEWS: AARON RODGERS HAS RETIRED After sources leaked his plans on retiring earlier this week, the rumors have since been confirmed true. He recently spoke out: “I would like to thank everyone who helped me achieve this dream of mine. What a ride it has been.”