Financial Alchemist

KPMG Partners right now

White collar jobs in 2016: Free cold brew on tap! Conference rooms? Too old school! We’re yoga ball people. We have catered lunch on Wednesdays. If your benefits don’t cover something you need, tell us! White collar jobs in 2026: Use Chat GPT or we’ll hit you

@babao_fan Hell yeah

アメリカの兄弟達ありがとう 小さいが、ワイも肉をぶちかますで

Meek Mill? The open source contributor?

"Your job won't be taken by AI, it will be taken by Meek Mill using AI" - Jensen Huang

“It organizes your files” “It prioritizes your emails” “It tells you insights about your calendar” These are not real things. They are not making you more productive. It is making you an idiot Yes, AI is great. But this is fake productivity. This is dumb. You are being dumb

@PaulTassi @Forbes Paul honest question when do you throw in the towel on D2? It's dead I wonder when it's time for us to move on

‘Destiny 2’ Has Lost 91% Of Players Since Edge Of Fate, 97% From Final Shape via @forbes forbes.com/sites/paultass…

Oil is now in a bear market… Down -20% from it’s recent highs.

Sources tell me the price of oil is stable. Please God

@bankingslut @the_P_God Absolutely crushed, holy

@the_P_God Yea it says you had to walk past 48B

on my flight: Seat 1A: watching the departed Seat 48B: using chatgpt this says a lot about everything

What is this, a selloff for ants?

Yep nothing to see here

A wildly disproportionate number of Boomers got rich by pure happenstance, then used that blind luck to convince the public they’re some kind of generational wise man. In reality, they were dopey doofuses merely in the right place at the right time, rode a world-historic U.S. economic bubble from 1980 to 2008 where practically every asset class magically appreciated 25% year after year for decades, then caught a second wind of dumb luck over the last decade on the back of historic money printing. Many are, frankly, astonishingly ignorant imbeciles about pretty much everything, and their astonishing ignorance is why we now find our degraded country mired in the smoking wreckage of such unbelievably dire circumstances.

There is no team I’d trust more with my finances than Mr Beast and Chamath

“everyday is the super bowl when you’re building dashboards that give executives actionable insights into critical business functions”

we must forge and alliance with the furries to invoke woke 2.0

absolutely nobody was thinking about hole milk until you brought it up dude

cruise ships give me wall-e vibes

I thought this was a meme