Ashley Jackson

@WeareManC1ty Coming from a city fan this is diabolical lol

How’s that a red and Dalots challenge on Doku wasn’t 😂 Pgmol at it again….

@_TottenhamTalk_ Wasn’t he the dumb ass who was to blame for the first goal!

Professional lip readers, someone can find what djed was saying here

@Gideoomatic You can tell that run from a mile away lol mr sterling lol

Please be serious

@CrewsMat10 Not the fact he played and exceeded in how many different leagues 🤦🏾 you sound dumb!?!

This injury is the only reason Ronaldo managed to sneak into the GOAT debate. x.com/FCBxDAM/status…

@Kini_Watii @UnitedStandMUFC Sell Bayindir to be left with Onana?!?

@UnitedStandMUFC After today’s match Mount-Sell Chido-loan Casemiro-Sell Fredricson-loan Bayindir-sell Collyer-loan Fletcher-U-21s Hojlund- Keep ⚠️

🚨 Thoughts on Kobbie Mainoo's performance? 👇 #mufc

@onlyfights_ Instantly reevaluating her life choices lol

@ONLYDJFLEX You only just finding this out! I been doing this for years

My friend worked at Vue Cinema. He explained you’re allowed to bring in any food you want as long as it’s not hot food.

@UtdFaithfuls At this point, he’s playing against us not for us, did it again with zirkzee

@mr_painz Bet she gave a fuck when those shots started lol

That escalated way too fast

@mr_painz Captain save a hoe! lol

@not_rekt_11 Man went into instantly snoring lol the definition of putting a motherfucker to sleep 🤣

He trespassed, tried to intimidate, and got KO’d💀

@footballtweet I’m pretty sure onana has cost us more than 12 goals. Pretty much every game

🥅 Errors leading to goals against Manchester United: David De Gea: 17 (in 12 years) André Onana: 12 (in 2 years)

@mufcMPB @86_longo Great, to be left with 1/2 strikers again! What happens is he gets injured? down to just zirkzee and obi if zirkzee is still here and obi actually gets into the 1st team.

🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United are preparing to offer Rasmus Højlund plus £33m to Napoli for Victor Osimhen. #MUFC [@86_longo]

@afc_winter @nonewthing Yep it happened to Dalot last season and he actually was right to complain as it was our ball but they gave a throwing to the other team and he got 2 yellows within seconds of each other

@nonewthing and it's not like there isn't precedent for 2 yellows in one passage of play...

One rule for Liverpool, another for Arsenal.

@TaraBull808 He thought white privileged was gonna save his ass, only for so long buddy lol acting tough and threatening the cop while trying square up, lucky he white cos it would of been over if he was any other colour

20 year old acting tough and mouthy when police arrive. Is the officer's response justified?

@RamboFYI Just like the handball, 2 2nd yellow card offences

This is so funny to me because I don’t think there’s a human on earth that would say this isn’t a foul 😂. x.com/kdjdjdjdjdjksk…

@AmorimBalll_ 🤣🤣🤣

Peak headloss😭😭😭😭

@SamueILFC A melt but allowed you to get away with a penalty and 2 reds cards and a chance of a 1 on 1 ok mate lol cry some more

Arne Slot letting Michael Oliver know that he’s a disgrace and sent off for it. My coach.

@AnfieldRd96 Absolute melt 🤣🤣🤣

Curtis Jones, you have my respect forever.

@markgoldbridge Didn’t they get away with 2 players who should have been red carded and a penalty not given

Obviously happy with that Everton goal but even as a United fan that's a foul on Kounate. You can't just shove someone out the way of the ball like that. But tbf the officiating was shit for both teams