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@Lateephart9 @yabaleftonline You need to fly more lol

@yabaleftonline Am I the only one that hasn't come across a male flight attendant? Why only female...Just asking though

Flight attendant salary check:

When they move abroad as immigrants - they make friends based on visa categories. They don't even date below their visa categories. 😂 When they're on Twitter, the reiterate that stratification. small accounts vs big accounts. 💀 I reflect a lot on our ideological design, as a people. Nigerians are morally bankrupt, culturally deficient and rooted in faux elitism. This is why some markets exist for us, because they can take advantage of that shameless insecurity - and I genuinely don't think the reason is poverty. I've visited other poor countries. These countries do not see cars beyond what they are, a means a transportation. They don't see restaurants beyond what they are. They don't see dates beyond what they are. Something fundamentally is wrong with us. For us, it isn't even enough that we succeed - it is important that other fail, or don't succeed as much as we do. It is important for us to have an edge other others. It is such a sick attitude. Person A has one house. Person B has two houses. It isn't enough that they both have roof over their heads - Person B innately subclasses Person A. You should also to hear from a Nigerian gym goer that you're not "man enough" because you don't bench as much as he does. 💀 As segwayed as these analogies are, they are rooted in the same proportionality. It points to the same mental illness. Who did this to us?

@gurl_lambo @AsakyGRN Don’t be ignorant, ask first!

@AsakyGRN I dont believe this, The time time actually changes is when you change a country or when we humans change our time settings .

A Nigerian lady in Spain records the exact moment the clock skipped from 1am to 3am due to daylight saving time.

All these elderly id!ots

@Psalmwrite @saagyimienu Real 😂

Few months after you get the job that’s when you know that the person who interviewed you is not all that 😂😂

@sepril23NG What industry?

It’s the fact that you people think these women just open legs alone and they make billions to buy the houses and cars they buy. Too many people are naive or ignorant about how this world and this industry works.

@dammiedammie35 I believe its just a Nigerian thing sha. Cos how do you drive barefooted in the winter? Even if the heater in your car is turned on you’ll still feel the cold having your legs barefooted

If you still take your shoes off before driving so you can feel the accelerator well, I’m happy to tell you that you don’t know how to drive yet o.

I remember back in 2006 when my older brother was a 5th year medical student at Korle Bu and he caused a big family quarrel during a brief holiday in Lagos where he mentioned casually that he regularly administered blood transfusions to his patients. My dad believed that as a Jehovah Witness, my brother should decline to take part in any medical procedure involving blood transfusion on religious grounds. He didn't even want to know whether such a refusal was even possible under the terms of medical practise (it isn't) - all he knew was that 12 white men in Brooklyn who regularly spoke to "Jehovah" had decreed it so, and how dare us children from a JW family not prioritise those instructions over everything else. And because he convinced himself that his placenta was tied to these stupid Jehovah's Witnesses, he went on to lose his whole family that he spent decades building an empire for, and he died rich, miserable and alone. His first child got married and didn't even inform him because she knew he wouldn't approve. His 2nd child (my brother) invited him to his wedding and he declined because the bride was Catholic. His 4th child (me) got married and he was also absent, and he never met any of the 2 grandchildren he had before he died confused and heartbroken. And after thoroughly fucking up his life, the cult just wakes up one day and changes the entire fundamental doctrine that made him go to war with his own children. There is no way to quantify the damage that has been caused here, and even if there were, oyibo man is definitely never going to pay. As in my dad's case and in the case of every other brainwashed, spiritually lost black person, African wey no gree get sense, na oyibo go kill am. All we can do is cry over spilled milk now.

This is the Palmwine Express flight A1SDC to Lagos While we wait for takeoff pls take a moment to review the outdated instructions in the seat pocket in front of you Smoking is prohibited for the duration of the flight but if you got some good hеrbs feel free to pass it around

@Wizarab10 Yeaup

Does egg expire? Like if you don’t eat it within a certain period, would it expire or spoil?

@Eazzy_Ayo622121 Chai

Who remember that time wey if u never configure your phone you no go fit browse😂😂😂

@ossaivictor1_ Its more about quality of life than money

If am earning as big as Lobistars in this country, 8M per month I dare not travel abroad for real, Lobistars currently doing better than most people in UK right now

Woke up this morning thinking about the quality of life I’m living in this country, literally all my life I’ve been conditioned to live this way, this isn’t the life meant for me as Nigerian. In the last 48 hrs I’ve not had light for close to 2hrs, dawg this isn’t life… me and my flatmates been burning money on fuel, it’s crazy, can’t cook cos there’s no light to even store the food. I have been house hunting since September and all I have been seeing is stupid houses with ridiculous prices, no way I’m going to be paying millions of naira on bare minimum apartments. Jesus Christ, one of my friends wey japa go UK for January him qualify of life don change, you don’t even need to tell me I can see it from his IG stories, I’m here shirtless while typing this stupid tweet blowing myself with my shirt cos heat wan kill me. Today I’ll go to work and come back and meet no light still and think of buying fuel for another 900 naira per liter, do you know how insane that is, my dad already had me at this age and already building his own house. Fuck Nigeria mehn, I’m not the type to crash out but I woke up thinking about the quality of life I’m living and it’s so fucking sad. Fuck all of you involved in this shit hole of a county, I fucking hate you all. Fuck APC too, Fuck me & Fuck U too cos we are way too scared to demand a better life for us and for our unborn kids. I’m not asking for too much just the basic things dawg, the fucking basic things to live a comfortable life, why can’t my own country government give me that, do I have to Japa, how many people fit japa. We really gotta make things work mehn cos this country is damaged.

Solar power installers have also joined the conversation

@KaiUzama I’ve been saying this

Why does LemFI consistently have the worst rate in the market. Like no effort whatsoever, just completely out of touch with other apps.

@mrtomiwasamuel @c_mobike Who be this guy? Lol

@c_mobike Wetin you feel say e be before bro? Soil? Asin those them Messi goals, you feel say soil or sand fit give am the girth to handle ball like that? Please let's be thinking.

People go just do concrete floor put green rug ontop say na football pitch. De scatter person joints

@5starbarber_1 Lol those are fakes

iPhone earpiece needing Bluetooth is one of Apple’s dumbest ideas..

@Bekiwereloo And economics

Biology had the longest note in secondary school, do you agree?

@Thebiglade Rush hour

If someone offered you $1,000,000 to watch the same movie for 24 hours straight—what movie would you choose??

If you are looking for dumbasses, go through the comments on this post 😂😂