Dominic Collis

@bushontheradio Public flogging for anyone posting a social media video of themselves beginning with the line: "So I just wanted to jump on..."

FIFA have added new rules for the World Cup. What new LIFE RULES would you like to bring in?

@bushontheradio A literal rap on the knuckles for anyone writing 'of' instead of 'have'.

24/04/1982: “Old football was crap” “The standard was poor” “All long balls, no skill” Mick Channon’s goal for Southampton vs Liverpool in 1982 disproves all of the above and more. You won’t see a better team goal. Pep who?

@bushontheradio KPop Semen Hunters is my current favourite.

Cheer yourself up by reading these

The Bulge Over the River Kwai #ASongOrMovieForSynonymsForBig

@bushontheradio KPop Semen Hunters

What's the best PUB QUIZ TEAM NAME you've ever heard?

@bushontheradio The Tripods...

We are planning a special Scarred for Life episode about SHOCKING KIDS TV MOMENTS What shocked you?

@bushontheradio Silas Marner. Excruciatingly boring.

Seeing as its World Book Day what was the worst book you were forced to read at school?

Palm oil is in approximately 40% of packaged supermarket products. It is in your bread. Your biscuits. Your chocolate. Your margarine. Your plant-based burger. Your vegan cheese. Your "sustainable" soap. Your shampoo. Your lipstick. The primary growing region is Borneo and Sumatra. The primary land use change in those regions over the last 30 years is rainforest to palm plantation. The Bornean orangutan is critically endangered. The Sumatran tiger is critically endangered. The pygmy elephant of Borneo is endangered. None of these animals are endangered because of cattle grazing in Yorkshire. They are endangered because of the ingredient list on the back of your dairy-free butter.

GOAL! Axel Tuanzebe equalises for the Clarets after a cross from Kyle Walker in added time #twitterclarets

GOAL! Centre-back Van de Ven with a deserved goal for the away side after a spell of sustained pressure.

Resulting free kick from Porro goes just wide #twitterclarets

Spurs win a dangerous free kick on the edge of the Burnley box after Simons is hauled down #twitterclarets

It's in the back of the Spurs net...but assistant referee has his flag up #twitterclarets

First shot in anger as ex-Claret Odobert fires straight at the keeper #twitterclarets

Almost a chance for Spurs in the opening seconds following Walker's mistake #twitterclarets

A beautiful, crisp January day as the players make their way onto the pitch...#twitterclarets

It’s 36 years since a Swansea fan invaded the pitch (and scored) at Anfield in the FA Cup. So much to enjoy here: - The shoes - The denim - The melodic slow-mo - And then the steward’s slide tackle that finally sends him sprawling This is CINEMA.

@Kristian_Walsh Social media, especially this horrendous platform, is absolutely toxic.

Clitheroe woman's shock as she discovers her family ties to iconic US President John F. Kennedy