

Doomloop Dispatch 🥑
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@doomloopdisp
The news show covering the worst parts of the San Francisco Bay Area featuring journalists Kevin L. Jones and D. Scot Miller. My nudes in profile.



Chinese drones dropping fire-extinguishing capsules that burst before impact, spreading foam or powder fast to tackle fires in hard-to-reach spots before crews arrive.

BREAKING: Delve, a compliance startup founded by two Forbes 30 Under 30 alumni that raised $32 million, has been accused of fabricating audit reports for hundreds of clients. A Substack investigation found the company generates auditor conclusions before any evidence is reviewed, and relies on Indian certification mills instead of the “US-based CPA firms” it advertises.

LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) — Feds move to dismiss the case against two officers accused of falsifying the warrant that led to the Breonna Taylor raid.

BREAKING: Cyberattack against American breathalyzer test company locks out drivers across 45 states.



Tucker Carlson challenges The Economist’s editor-in-chief to define Israel’s “right to exist”

Breaking News: Costa Rica’s Coast Guard has taken custody of a critically injured shipwreck survivor and two dead bodies following yesterday’s U.S. military strike on a suspected drug trafficking boat in the Pacific Ocean. nytimes.com/2026/03/20/us/…

This is why no mainstream member of the Democratic Party should work with this man.


People, we need to stop doing this. Logos you helped close?! Wtf

Y Combinator has the money, the staff, and the reach to actually check what their portfolio companies are doing. They have no excuse for missing something this obvious. When they throw money at startups like Delve and call it innovation, they ignore the most basic due diligence that any responsible investor should do. The system rewards founders for hype and growth, not for building real products. @garrytan and his band of crooks at Y-Combinator failed their own investors by looking the other way because bragging about the next big thing mattered more than verifying anything was real. The companies that used Delve aren’t blameless either. They understood what compliance means. They knew what it would take to pass those checks if they were honest about their own systems. Instead, they signed off on fake reports and looked the other way to keep fundraising and shipping. It’s negligent and it puts real people at risk. The victims, as always, are the investors who believed the story and the customers whose data ended up exposed. The people at the top move on to the next pitch and prance around podcasts wearing lobster costumes. The people at the bottom pay for it.


LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) — Feds move to dismiss the case against two officers accused of falsifying the warrant that led to the Breonna Taylor raid.

Someone with deep pockets should buy this spot in the Outer Mission before the Lizard People get their grubby paws on it. Real estate listing: "great potential for development" Originally $1.2m, now $899k.