Dork Lessons

@CondemnedToe The old man references man. Thank you for your contribution to the cause.

@dorklessons The amount of people in the community I know won’t get this reference saddens my soul.

I chose like I was Uncle Phil!

@CaptainBayeee @MarvelChampions I guess you had no luck… PRYOR.. to this moment after Goblin up all them crystals?

So this was the best luck I’ve EVER had! For every new champion I usually just yolo 1 crystal from the black iso store at them and well, this time it finally paid off huge!!!! @MarvelChampions

Went to get some tea from this place.. but told them I was actually Valiant.. They had no idea what to do with that information.🤷🏾‍♂️

All this ascending got me spiraling..

@IMNewby That’s like 10 star

@dorklessons I don’t even have the six star… but I’ve gotten the 2 star five times.

I never get this lucky. The last time something like this happened was 5* Goldpool..😱

@TheWatchmAn34 Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold

@dorklessons 0.40% gang!

@umutgkcee Let’s go!!

@DarthHydra13 He’s definitely helping me scale.. up my roster.

@dorklessons At least lizard is awesome

When RNG be RNG’n (Again)

@BartTymoczko Tail as old as time.

@dorklessons DANG! Pulled Lizard TWICE? Guess the universe really said ‘reptile dysfunction’ wasn’t enough, so here...have another absolute SCALE-breaker of a Champ 🦎

@jongrim13 Got distracted yesterday when I meant to reply to this. Excellent wordplay my man.

@dorklessons Too bad it wasn’t RNJea’N

When RNG be RNG’n

@ArcH3r_3nD3R It sure did lol

@dorklessons Really skipped 97' there

@Etime568788 Hyyyyyypppeeeerion!

My first 7* sig 200 champion 🏆

The Human Torch song has been completed! Talk about the most irrelevant subject matter haha. But it’s vacation and it got done! Now to fashion some kind of visual content for it before I have to go back to work.. #MyBodysOverheated

@CatMurdock_Art Beautifully done!

I posted my best Coliseum run with Joaquin over on YT 🙂 I don’t have the common clearers ranked up so we get a little creative (probably would have done this anyway though just to have fun🦅), you can check it out if you’re interested in an alternate option

@_BeauxKnowz_ Absolutely.

@dorklessons Gonna utilize those refills on Solo Coliseum?

And just like that.. those 4 hour Valiant crystals got really.. Energizing..