dr purl, md

i need to rebalance my 4 humors: rage, spite, defiance & professionalism

would anyone let dr purl put someone on ecmo? i don’t think so

m*dical education has stamped out my ability to bring my personality to work & now they are surprised

i’m being told by the ccc to have more swagger

getting 100% on my bls recertification since i am, by definition, an overachiever

quoting the literature, out of spite

how do i always find myself at a journal club, explaining what ayahuasca is to my co residents

intern barbie or chief barbie make sense

coming to the horrific realization that i am pgy2 barbie & nobody actually wants pgy2 barbie

the real reason they make u memorize the Krebs cycle is to get u ready for the convolutedness of applying for an unrestricted medical license

finally using my loupes consistently & i feel like i am cheating on my eyes

i thinks of myself as strong willed & then i let my new barber talk me into a late summer mullet

me after getting pimped on rounds

dreaming of my pick cards, which will for sure include an extra drape & a pack of sterile tarot cards

provided culturally competent care today by helping my Eastern European patient’s spouse get outside to smoke

what’s wild about resident schedules is that you can get to work on Monday & think, gee my weekend is right around the corner

no greater compliment than a seasoned icu nurse asking when you are coming back on sicu

Crowd here is gonna look like the Smith College dining hall

coming up on my first real weekend since may & i feel like i am going on sabbatical

extubating my patients & asking them who the democratic presidential nominee is