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@afcadams11 @ManUtd You’re African?

@ManUtd You're still in international break?

🔖 Contract news is heading your way 🔜

@Heccles94 Fairs you might genuinely be retarded and economically illiterate

Okay, how about this? Up to 15k - 5% 15k-30k - 10% 30-40k - 20% 40-100k - 30% 100k-150k - 40% 150 - 250k - 50% 250-500k - 60% 500k-1 mil 70% Above 1 mil 75% With tax loopholes all closed and an exit tax etc. plus a we wealth tax above 10 mil at 1% and 2% above 1 billion. Thoughts?

I think we should change the tax brackets. Up to 15k tax free Basic rate 20% up to 60k 60k - 80k - 30% 80k - 150k 40% 150k - 500k - 50% 500k - 2,000,000 55% Then 60% on the rest over 2,000,000 What do you think?

@Diginom_ @Heccles94 Thought that was obvious, they’re too busy trying to brainwash men to have bum sex with each other

@Heccles94 You definitely don't have kids.

Eric Cantona song from Man Utd fans, boos from Palace's.

@NUFCgallowgate @pundit_jay Relevance?

Sir Alex Ferguson Stand #OldTrafford #Manchester #MUFC

@Im_K1992 @BobTim21589 @PolitlcsUK @Telegraph Difference is most of them work and contribute to the system

@BobTim21589 @PolitlcsUK @Telegraph Approximately 15% of white British families have 3 or more children. Thats about 1 in 6 of all white British families.

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage says he would cut pint prices by 5p through slashing beer duty by 10% Reform claims it would be funded by reintroducing the two-child benefit cap [@Telegraph]

@KieranBarrett96 @bran36085 So obsessed with United 🤣but tbf I’d be looking for distractions if my club were in a relegation battle in League One

@bran36085 United lifting the we beat city and arsenal trophy this season

What an 8 days we have had: united 2-0 city united 5-0 burnley Arsenal 0-1 united villa 1-4 united arsenal 2-3 united this is club man

@FidaniRed @burner77579532 @KingGyrfalcon @ammandev Already had Ekitike that you spent big on and had started well should’ve spent 40/50m on a backup instead and used the rest on a cb

@drunkphilM @burner77579532 @KingGyrfalcon @ammandev Isak was long time target and it's not like we didn't need him we desperately needed a striker considering we shipped Nunez and Diaz I think LFC made huge mistake not getting Marc Guehi

How much did they spend again? 🤣

@FidaniRed @burner77579532 @KingGyrfalcon @ammandev You spent 130m on Isak who you didn’t even need

@burner77579532 @KingGyrfalcon @ammandev You just don't get it right

@caitIin_aIIen We actually beat Leicester in the following round but thanks for your concern love

Because it went to PENALTIES, and you then proceeded to lose to Fulham in the next round so how is that result a flex at all?

@MartienBall Why would you care. Hope you get doxed you grifter

Good luck Carrick, you’ll need it… 👀

@theavfcfaithful @sulkfenomeno Well for a start the linesman gave the throw in to Brighton when it touched Kadioglu last

@sulkfenomeno How is it controversial?

“Fletch” and Ally McCoist absolutely abysmally commentating duo btw. A player is just being sent off controversially and all you’re interested in is getting a stat in that no one asked for. Pity the people that pay a subscription for this.

@UTDMiro @utdHarryy He’s started 9/19 league games and scored 5 in 20 appearances. Rasmus who is shit has 9 goals in 22 in the same league. Just because he’s benched some Ukrainian dosser doesn’t mean he’s balling out Stop being a fucking spaz and stick to Nigerian football

@utdHarryy Bro 😂😂 He's balling out at Roma man He's now benching Artem Dovbyk that was supposed to be the main man . The kid is good Sesko is even older than him

Evan Ferguson 😭 That’s a name from the past. I forgot he ven existed. I remember Tacticos back in the day saying he was the answer to our problems 😂 I don’t even know what team he plays for now.

@utdHarryy Picking him is pure nepotism if his Dad wasn’t involved in the youth setup he’d be on loan at Accrington Stanley

I’m sorry nothing agaisnt the lad but Fletcher isn’t cut out for this level, needs a loan. From what I’ve see Sekou Kone should feel hard done by he can’t get in the squad.

@FutPoliceLeaks @connFUT Gay

@connFUT he fit

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@lnrclr Passed out and we’re still able to tweet about it, that’s amazing

just stood up to get out the bath and passed out so that’s good 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

@laurennnn0607 Definitely swallows

Call me crazy but I don’t think this is an acceptable way to try and talk to a complete stranger on the internet.

@Grace29304600 @WomensGameMIB @liawaltii @kafajiball @noncepocalypse found one

@WomensGameMIB @liawaltii @kafajiball Big up my dad and his mad idea 😂 more coming soon

Now THAT'S a proper Gooner, supporting both women's and men's Arsenal teams 😂❤️ • Foxinelli: Emily Fox + Gabriel Martinelli • Sak-Stenius: Bukayo Saka + Stina Blackstenius 📸 @liawaltii @kafajiball

@utdcynical Shut up you cunt

Would you rather a win or Anfield or for Amorim to be sacked after a loss?

@cagiago_ Got 1 World Cup. 0 because of blacks

Imagine the England squad if immigration didn’t exist, this picture would be Longstaff, Solly March and Lee Gunner