asher i guess

things my niece says to me, a thread that i’m starting now:

women mask autism so well it looks like emotional intelligence and then they burn out at 30 and nobody understands why

“smoking isn’t cute” i don’t smoke to look cute i’m tryna be high

Most people are single because they don't want to be used to fill a void, they want something that's going to last.

dating right now is like digging through trash

i like that “morning baby” kinda relationship. the no games, great communication, lot of sex, lots of kissing, lot of cuddling, lots of flirting, lots of being goofy kind of relationship. that makes you want to run 100 miles, read books, clean up your bad habits kind of love

“You handled it so well” Thanks I don't remember 45% of my life

Crazy white boys, when they deliver, they DELIVER

We lost the plot when we started viewing homes as investment opportunities and not as places to live

you had a sweet sixteen, i had a suicidal sixteen. we are not the same

turned 30 and i’m suddenly a whole new person. idk man

Normalize being in your 30s & REBRANDING your whole identity bc in your 20s you were brainwashed.

If I say everyone should have access to food, clothing and shelter and your first response is "But..." Then our worldviews are irreconcilable and further engagement is wholly unnecessary. The end.

Maturing is realizing you cannot get mad at your partner for expressing what upsets them.. even if it isn’t deep to you, it may be serious matter to them. Genuine consideration is the actual key

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if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. you’re entitled to your preferences. but what you’re not gonna do is date a girl who’s not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

dating someone who understands your mental health is soo important. there’s humans who will make you feel terrible for things you can't or don't know how to control yet.