allison

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather

Just wanna retire and go live in some quaint seaside town with my cat where I run a little bookstore that sells magical potions and spells that turn idiots into frogs and maybe help solve a local murder every now and then.

grateful riverdale came at a time where no one could claim the writing was AI, the writers just wrote like that

@totheverystart At my old apartment I was on the couch and a man walked in with a toolbox, I froze. He backed out immediately, I called my property management, they said “he must have meant to go into the empty unit across the way.” Okay well he didn’t. It happened TWICE.

and he said for an inspection but i was never told about that so i made him leave but he literally unlocked my door and let himself in ????

i was just laying naked in bed okay and i hear this man saying my name and being like “hello?” so i got dressed and went into my livingroom and there was just a guy standing there and i was like who are you and he said maintenance and im like okay um why tf are you in my house +

when i'm in charge the met gala theme will be RIVERDALE SEASON ONE

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

everyone pick your favorite lili reinhart line reading in forbidden fruits

You'd rather I beat a live horse? A horse with a family? With a career? With its best years still ahead of it? You're sick.

#sotr #SunriseOnTheReaping #NoahKahan

you’ve gotta read the room bro there’s an elephant

I’m at the doctors and an elderly couple come in so I get up to give them my seat so they can sit together, and she goes “thank you, sorry I’m old and decrepit” and her husband immediately goes “AND gorgeous” omg

“stop that’s ur brother” is such a classic thing to say to a cat. like omg stop that’s literally ur brother. stop ur killing him

can’t believe my cat got a message from the moon

Adidas really wasted a generational marketing opportunity by letting Nike sponsor her

If I knew one of my best friends was going to betray me, I’d also host a 12-person dinner about it

“She thinks ‘what can I do?’ when she sees someone in trouble or in pain and she’s able to put that immediately into action. […] I really, really admire Amber as a person.” ͢ Kaori Sakamoto’s comments on Amber’s kindness. 🥺 🎥: kate_makarevska

when they bring up chatgpt around me so now i have to hit them with the face

My two hyperfixations meeting up