Jason Wilkes

@joeybeastmarket i gotchu king

@Iamivy05 @BreeNewsome アメリカには、数学的な抽象化を用いて「common law statute of limitations」という概念を一般化し、自らが自閉症であることについてジョークを飛ばす黒人の少女たちがいる。私は、そうした文脈における「black is beautiful」の意味を理解するようになった。 🙏🏻🥵

Being neurodivergent means that no one listens to you because you’re right too far in advance and then, when it’s finally come to fruition, the common law statute of limitations for remembering what someone else said a while ago has been surpassed so we don’t even get to be told we were right. it’s deeply unsatisfying

@BuffaloRon @supertrucker we men must not argue two men do not make argument two women make argument two women make stupid only men have wisdom to be retard tell no one (Narrator: the master departs into the darkness, and is never seen again.)

@BuffaloRon @supertrucker do not fear death great buffaro ancient man all die, but still funny before i die, i reave you my final secret this is ancient chinese wisdom joke go like this:

@BuffaloRon @supertrucker it is a ok the meme died with honor now take this sword 🍆 it beronged to my father carve new post with its blade until morning and remember ancient haiku > three women kanji > mean many things, not just rape > but always funny then you will understand

@BuffaloRon @supertrucker Sir this is great sadness. Never destroy you art, even if wrong. Shame is dishonorable. Only most retarded survive here. Unprug your mind and ret it frow. This is twitter.

@dynamic_linker @supertrucker Oof sorry... didn't know

@talafar47 @May_Roma in america, third degree black belt of drunken master racism style just walk around out in open, paint masterpiece, give away for free

@May_Roma I can tell the difference. For everyone else please consult the chart

アメリカの皆さん🇺🇸 日本人は中国人と韓国人に間違われると激怒します。 ただ私はなぜかいつもカザフスタン人に間違われます。

immigration officer 1: next immigration officer 2: describe the will smith slap incident 日本人: uh... "shameful because no finishing move" immigration officer 1: (whispers something) immigration officer 2: welcome to america, here's your marlboro sword, there's a qr code on the back, take a picture of that each time you clear an acre of minneapolis and the land is yours

ウィル・スミスのビンタ事件では、酷く妻を侮辱されたウィルが怒るのは当然だという意見が大半なのだ。そもそも、表彰の舞台で他人の名誉を傷つけるなんて許されないという意見も多い。しかし、アメリカでは真逆の反応だと伝え聞いている。 本当なのだろうか？

@TheRoyalSerf remember a few years ago when everything was like this?

April Fools?

@babarganesh i hear this is what quitting drugs is like but i have little to no experience with that so wheee!

they should stop time and make you pay to make it pass

@newsbrewing @Sveta87992077 no more brother wars

アメリカ人「日本を第51州にせよ」日本人「うるせえよ。アメリカが日本の48番目の県になるんだよ」→ 世界を巻き込んだ大喜利大会はじまる newsbrewing.net/american4 ・メリ県で草 ・日本がまるごと州になったら人口1位でアメリカの覇権取れるだろｗ ・こんなおっきい県初めて♡ ・ハワイはそのうち日本のそばに来るから気長に待てばいいのでは？ ・アメリカ全体で一県はヤバいだろ

Racist memetic material must not be hoarded greedily by a small class to divide a nation within itself, but must be shared with all other master races of the earth in the spirit of brotherhood, this is the meaning of the international national socialist kawaii reichs desu empire. -Our Kamph

This is what actual multiculturalism looks like