Damilola Roland

How many impression will this Educating video get?

As a sexually active man, please pity your partners. 🙏 When you use public toilets, rinse your penis. Before you sit, lace with toilet papers. Use one boxer per day. Your penis care is also important to maintain her vagina's PH. You're the one causing the fishy smell.

Why use PowerPoint when you can test it in real life 😂😂

2 years of paying for this gym and I’m not seeing any results, time to personally go there and see what's going on.

wetin una dey do before?

Let's laugh away our stress with ants. 1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants. 2. To bring ant from another country into your country = Important. 3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant. 4. Ant that's looking for a job = Applicant. 5. A spy ant = Informant. 6. A very little ant = Infant. 7. Ant that has a gun = Militant 8. Ant that is fat = Abundant. 8. Ant that is a specialist = Consultant 😂 9. A proud ant = Arrogant 🤔 10. Ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant 11. Ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant 12. Ant that changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant 13. Ant that accumulated so much food in winter for summer = Abundant 14. Ant that doesn't need a change: Reluctant 15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant 16. Ant that occupies a flat = Occupant. 17. Very big ant = Giant 18. The best ant = Excellant 😉 19. Big ant = Elephant 20. Ant that is important = Significant 21. A sarcastic Ant = Mordant 22. An extremely fast ant = Instant 23. Shouting Ant = Rant 24. An ant that keeping changing = Constant. 25. A dirty Ant = Pollutant 26. Any you don't like = Irritant 27. An ant 🐜 causing pity - Poignant 28. An ant 🐜 that’s disgusting : repugnant 29. An ant 🐜 attracting attention : flamboyant 30 A nice smelling ant 🐜: fragrant Don't stop.... Add yours... 💐🎉💐🎉

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There's no love without s£x unless one of you have a medical condition.

@ManLikeLight_ @Chef_Abby94 Probably he meant breastmilk

@Chef_Abby94 E say na another milk e dey talk

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Sometimes you show up prepared, polished, and ready…and it still doesn’t go your way. I didn’t get the job guys. 💔

I meed Men to just try these things too and see the Women’s reaction… When she asks you for money or anything.. Tell her ‘this too shall pass’.. ‘I’ll put you in prayers’.. ‘i’ll pray for you’ And watch their reaction.. You’ll know they know ‘spiritual support’ is a scam.

When you’re going through stuff, your ‘prayerful babe’ helps put you in prayers or tells you to ‘pray about it’ If she’s going through stuff, she comes to you for help.. And you dare not tell her you’d ‘put her in prayers’ coz you’d be a useless boyfriend. Spirikoko Inequality!

My dog after eating my philosophy book

@JajaPhD LMAO, that is how one told me I am owing after apparently a colleague of theirs cancelled my tax code

I called HMRC to clarify my tax code and ended up almost fucking up my earnings. Them don already remove my personal tax allowance before I beg them sey make them just leave things as them been dey. Chineke nna!

“If Wirtz was in this City team” “If Bruno was in this City team” “Khusanov has good players around him” “Haaland had KDB” “City has 1 trillion pound bench” At the same time “Wirtz is better than Cherki” “Bruno is better than KDB” “Isak is better than Haaland” “Rice is better than Rodri” “Saka is better than Foden” “Gabriel is better than Dias” How does this make any sense to yall?

IT guy: So now you press any button to continue. Me: *Presses power button.* IT guy:

As a Nigerian you are not supposed to have an opinion on this Iran war. Your country is beneath all the countries involved. Go and talk about something else and the terrorism in Nigeria. Allow serious countries to do their things.

Just saw someone with an LLB who transitioned into cybersecurity and is now specialising in digital investigations,cybercrime analysis and cyber threat intelligence 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

95% of Nigerians do not know their height, cannot estimate weight, can't tell direction using cardinal points and can't calculate distance in time.

Been thinking about (and laughing at) this tweet all day. Does dude know he went viral? I need a follow-up 😂😂