🇵🇸Bob L’éponge🇵🇸

how could you ever hate bugs. all they do is hang out and chill every day.

i wish i could just sit my dudes down and give it to them straight. sometimes, papa’s gotta have the bedroom door closed to Fuck Nasty Style or leave the house to get nutrients. i promise i will come back and attend to your every need.

it’s very bittersweet that animals cannot understand logistically why we can’t just Hang out and Chill whenever they want. it’s so heartwarming and fulfilling to know their ideal world includes having access to their people at any time just wish i could tell them why we can’t

@uglybob0 @idktommi you know ball 🔥

@idktommi Red Green show

why were millenials so obsessed with duct tape i remember everyone was making duct tape wallets and shit

@jackiecore666 I’m Sorry

@e_secks 😭😭😭

he gotta leave his kickstand out

Faster, ever faster, I am propelled through my own life

happy baby dog tuesday!! he is blissful as usual today :)

anyone got recs for transmasc swimwear brands that aren’t ugly?

i so fuckin love it when artists you thought would never meet just pop up with a pic like this

@0X1gyyu HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA 🖕

מעניין אם היא סיפרה לסגה בודגה שהיא פגשה אותי

@Gay__Edge FUCK! oops okay……. vaseline bisexuals rise up???

@e_secks i’m bisexual :/

i’m a vegan chapstick bisexual. like if a chapstick bisexual did not contain beeswax

@ninajirachi @kellymoran @____qiri oh my fucking god please please please collab incoming??????

@Gay__Edge “chapstick lesbian” this, “lipstick lesbian” that, it’s time for the vaseline lesbians to shine

i get so scared every day that the wrong crowd is gonna find out about silicone valley, especially this single

I DONT LIKE EM PUTTIN CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT MAKE THE FRICKIN FROGS POLYAMOROUS

@darkseavoyage the chinese have the best tofu preparation/recipies. u gotta boil it in salt water, no pressing necessary

my tofu experiments have been lackluster, but my bean experiments just keep getting better. today's lunch was improved "marry me" beans with pesto and it was so good

@ankyhaidy no. but i think the mind most certainly kills horses

do you think horses kill you in their mind