sophie

so i just found out there is actually a married lesbian couple who both play for montreal?? fml am i actually gonna become a real life sports fan? like it was just a hypothetical of if i was in the hr universe but i’m genuinely feeling tempted now

if you like strawberry ice cream you should try cocaine

name a community that resembles this

this comment ruined my life

map of the united states, but each state is labeled with the first penguin i thought of

Not tweeting again until the Canes win the Cup

here's my (slightly delusional) bracket