crust bucket

Life is worth the living

Ima keep it real with you boss my tummy hurt

Just found out what fingering is wtf yall are nasty i thought it was gloving

Gotta be a top 5 worst place to take your replica pipe bomb

Who up dehydrated

They should add zyns to McDonald’s breakfast combo

talking w coworker abt our cats eating our plants & she casually says “we close the bedroom door now bc my bf dries a flower to save from every bouquet he gets me & they try to eat them” & I lost the next 5 seconds of convo it literally felt just like this

how it feels to hang out with your ex who dumped you

Bored i need to be felt up

Normalize peeing our ur ass at the all girls pregame<3

Y my uber driver just tell me i need to get my life together????

Asking my uber driver if i smell like shit after taking a fat shit

How romantic would it be if u tried to hold my hand and it slipped right out bc my hand is so clammy

to be loved is to be seen

Let me place my foot on ur forehead

I know im addicted to scrolling bc y tf am i looking at the food lion ad in bed

i’m useless as fuck does that turn you on

Gn I have to go attend the void

@SaskiSucks This is how i found out😭

Your eyelid feels like a penis

Saying im rubbing one out when scratching my eye

Slapping ur wrist and telling u to behave