
Covfefe #TrumpTheMinusTouch
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Covfefe #TrumpTheMinusTouch
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Trump, What a Fucking Dick #TinkleDownHasNeverWorked
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@andreagail_k @RonFilipkowski 7 seems most likely,
thank me for playing.
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5. Trump will divorce Melania & marry the Easter bunny
6. Trump will take Barron on a dad/son fishing trip
7. Trump will incite his Pardon Boys to go riot in Chicago June 19th. Burn stuff—blame it on black residents & Obama
8. Trump will start wearing one glove always. Take a gaggle of reporters to Neverland
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Sorry about preaching to the choir!
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Iran just told Trump to go ahead and pull the trigger. Thirty-three hours left on the clock, and Tehran didn’t blink. It escalated.
Trump threatened to obliterate Iranian power plants if the Strait of Hormuz wasn’t open for business within 48 hours. A reasonable person might have expected some back-channel signal, a quiet diplomatic murmur, maybe a phone call through Oman. Instead, Iran’s senior military command walked up to the microphone and announced that its entire strategic posture has shifted. Not defensive. Offensive.
The country has enough reserves to last a year. The Strait is closing completely. Every vital piece of infrastructure in the Middle East, energy, water desalination, IT, is now a declared target. This is not a country signalling that it wants a way out. This is a country that has decided the cost of backing down exceeds the cost of the wall it’s about to hit. Which puts Trump in the kind of position he has never actually been in before: a deadline he set, in public, that the other side just laughed at.
He can obliterate the power plants. In which case Iran closes the Strait, hits the desalination plants that keep Saudi Arabia and the UAE alive, and about a fifth of the world’s oil supply disappears overnight.
Markets open Monday to scenes that make 2008 look like a minor correction. Or he doesn’t. In which case every adversary on earth just watched the President of the United States issue an ultimatum and absorb a public humiliation in real time.
There is no clean exit here. There is no art to this deal.
Thirty-three hours.
Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

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🚨 Epstein’s accountant just testified under oath:
The Epstein estate settled with Jane Doe 4 — for both Epstein and Trump.
Jane Doe 4 alleged to the FBI that Epstein abused her at 13. And that Trump abused her at 15.
The Jane Doe 4 files were missing. Discovered only through the Maxwell discovery when lawyers noticed Bates stamp numbers were gone.
Those files surfaced after Trump bombed Iran.
The lawyer tried to walk back the settlement testimony.
The accountant refused to confirm or deny.
Trump started a war the same week the Epstein names were supposed to drop.
Never stop connecting the dots.
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