Eileen Michelle

Hudson Williams looks like wasian Keanu Reeves

I just feel like straight men should have to ask me for permission to watch the house tour music video

i love sabrina carpenter

dads and the dog they didn't want

small streamers going live:

the block button really does speak to me like the cursed amulet sometimes. thousands have been slain for minor acts of treason. all for the glory of my kingdom of course

not being able to relax in my own home because im in a constant state of either fear or impending doom

Daily affirmation: Yayyyy

y'all don't have seasonal depression you have black mold poisoning from those owalas

everyone was mocking her when she did this but her mission was completed though.

I took myself on a breakfast date and played sudoku and journaled and read 5 pages of a book

went to the gym, went grocery shopping, prepped for dinner, made banana bread, and did a small load of laundry all before 1pm. i’m so fucking back

keep that fucking dog on four legs gamefreak

My wife is sobbing on the couch because the Japanese monkey got beat up again

Pleading insanity to a traffic violation

I’m annoyed but I’ll get over it