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@elThaboGuzman

colourful commentary at its worst.

my duffy Beigetreten Mayıs 2013

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cal?@cal_gif·1d

people are forgetting the ancient texts

Jake Rattlesnake@jakerattlesnk

The most common name for a new born boy in England is Muhammad. That's the end of a civilisation happening in front of our face.

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Wow, He’s Tsonga!@_aboihasnoname·1d

Your coworker is not hot they are just within 5m of you 40 hours a week.

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lil pipe@gumbuzzler·1d

getting a lower car so i can more accurately hit children with it

TELO Trucks@TELOtrucks

This trend cannot, and will not continue.

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cav empty@cavempty_·1d

“can you explain this gap in your resume” there is a loaded firearm in my suit jacket pocket

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Crash Test Gummies@punishedgummies·1d

Jake@JaHathawnh

@isaiah_bb Nobody has gambling debt retard. You preload your account with money

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evan loves worf@esjesjesj·1d

Nazis love being someone the Nazis would have immediately thrown into a river

New York Post@nypost

Quadruple amputee cornhole pro Dayton Webber pictured with swastika scar days before gunning down pal trib.al/kstRXKX

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thabo@elThaboGuzman·16h

Extremely segzee

TaylorMade Golf@TaylorMadeGolf

Embrace the darkness. ⚫️ Our Shadowfall Collection brings an all-black finish to the #Qi4D family, fairways, and P·790 irons. Explore the collection and make a bold statement on the course here: tmgolf.co/XShadowFall

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Ku Nasser 🇹🇿@IamHaxx·1d

The first leg should be played in Kabul then the second in Falluja.

The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX

🚨 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BATTLE IS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE!

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thabo@elThaboGuzman·22h

The minute she spoke in episode one I fell asleep and never resumed again 🤣

🙏THUG🙏@ANIDEEZY

#PleaseMakeHerMuteAgain

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KUTTTHROAT⚔️@Kgothatsoxo·1d

I can’t imagine being this guys neighbour , usathi uya vuka othenga amaqanda ushayiwa iSmell se steak😭😭

Dali Monageng@DALiii_Danger

Today in the office 🥩

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sloan@Sloanstweets·1d

Jakobius@SamiusSt

This morning I got a box of donuts like a responsible adult. Opened it up and… what in the actual fresh hell is this thing? 😂🤨 (Please help, before I get this donut pregnant…)

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griselda blanco@anentiresnack·2d

sitye inyama ene sedative? 😭

waruwabantwana@waruwk

Why don’t we sedate animals before we slaughter them during ceremonies?

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Richard@gamray·2d

this is absolutely the greatest video of all time

FranceNews24@FranceNews24

📹 VIDÉO - #Insolite : Pendant la coupe des griffes, une marmotte semble avoir déjà accepté son destin… tandis que l’autre panique à chaque coup de coupe. Une scène aussi drôle que totalement théâtrale.

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Stay Focused@liluzifartt·2d

Holiday hoes >>>

CulturedUpdates@CulturedUpdatez

🚨Woman kisses man she just met within 5 seconds of meeting him after he just talked to her friend 😳 No, this is not scripted. It is 100% real Miami is just a different world.

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