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@eljaychase

Bon Vivant - Joli Garcon - Shits and Giggles 🙉🙈🙊 💀💀💀

Vancouver West Coast Beigetreten Mart 2018
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eljay
eljay@eljaychase·
Life's tough ... it's tougher if you're stupid. John Wayne.
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@SoullyIsStoned @ChiChiGreenblat ... of course, but you would still have to explain it to me ... on a piece of paper ... with pictures, and ummmm I forgot what was I talkin about 🙄
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Soully@SoullyIsStoned·
If we smoke together just know I’m also lowkey flirting with you between giggles 🤭💚
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eljay@eljaychase·
@Kvy_kv Uber, taxi, driver ... all options ... maybe some jail time like the rest of us would face. Whatta fuckin loser.
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eljay@eljaychase·
News flash ... you are an idiot.
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eljay@eljaychase·
My Goodness, and a meat draw too.
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eljay@eljaychase·
@hardspiral This (RT) is better than stealing them ... you still get blamed.
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Tex the White
Tex the White@hardspiral·
You can steal my tweets. I don’t care. I don’t own them or anything. Just be prepared for nobody to like them if you do
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straw hat sal she/her
straw hat sal she/her@ChairladyLove·
Fun fact: I like bad bitches and that’s my fucking problem
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CoCo LoCo
CoCo LoCo@unhingebinge·
When all else fails, log out and go find a unicorn to ride.
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Captain Obvious™️
Captain Obvious™️@TheFungi669·
According to the latest Gallup poll, Donald Trump is a piece of shit.
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Darla the Darling
Darla the Darling@DarlaTheDarling·
I wish I loved anything as much as old people love falling for scams.
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Soully
Soully@SoullyIsStoned·
Dude if your profile pic is your license pic I promise you I’m not following you back
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Opioid Cunningham
Opioid Cunningham@anthracitedub·
I can’t read your stupid ass ghetto slang written tweets, my internal monologue can’t stoop to such stupidity and lameness.
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eljay@eljaychase·
Happy Friday folks. Got some coffee, and got some things to do ... happy hour is in sight though. Be bigger be better be kinder ♡♡♡ Help someone up ... who is down. Its good for your heart ♡ love.
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Jimbob
Jimbob@Jimbob10441721·
One thing great about me is you will never need to use 2 hands.
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Tex the White
Tex the White@hardspiral·
I don’t know which dude needs to hear this, but she doesn’t wanna see your dick
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Soully
Soully@SoullyIsStoned·
I took a screenshot of the new emojis to show a friend who couldn’t see them yet and it got flagged as sensitive content 🙄 there are literal cum shots all over this place, but please, let’s blur the emojis. Keep up the good work X.
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Slappy
Slappy@Slapmemam·
If you need me, I’ll be alphabetizing my emotions.
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Tex the White
Tex the White@hardspiral·
Tell people the truth. They hate that
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Dōitashimashite
Dōitashimashite@Juztripped·
I had a crush on you oomf. But not anymore.
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