yung zapdos

my favorite Halloween song is “A Little Piece of Heaven” by Avenged Sevenfold, I will not be explaining further

What are we meant to be mourning by the way? The thousands her family enslaved? The pedophile son she bailed out? The billions worth of jewellery she has that could eradicate child poverty? The mansions laying empty when our streets are full of homeless people? I’ll pass.

Today my 7 year-old came into the room crying. I asked him what happened and he said that his 5 year-old brother put 80 cows in his house in Minecraft while he was offline and that it was "entirely too many cows" and honest to christ I have no idea how to parent any of this.

Standing up for reproductive choice and liberty is not a difficult decision to make, and Bungie remains dedicated to upholding these values. bung.ie/383mrBt

fuck destiny

your dad on a sherry hangover this morning at 6am as little Rupert runs in shouting “he’s been! he’s been!”

dream blunt rotation

Someone named “girthquake” killed me in COD and now I can’t sleep

Hahahaha I love these lads 😂

For my birthday my twin one upped me and played the VMA’s tonight! What a bitch!

This is free serotonin tbh

Ok this is fair actually... Vegetas new form just hasn't been mastered yet. ...then again, Akira Toriyama hates Vegeta as a character, so he will probably get shafted one way or another. There will always be a reason 😒

#Vegeta when he got folded by Granolah in his new form:

I asked about #Vegeta This is all I got. No surprise.

😔😔

He got a new form that literally puts him up there with Goku's Ultra Instinct and man STILL got folded by the current villain in the manga. Why Toriyama gotta do my guy like this? :(

Pokemon GO.

Fucking classic 😂

Don’t let someone’s emotional inconsistency make you addicted to temporary highs and constant lows