Johann¹ ⁶

My realistic career as an indestructable sponge in F1 2025: dishes 2026: dishes 2027: exhaust pipe 2028: grease cleaner 2029: retirement

we aren't doing this bruv

@Slothstapen33 WHAT DO YOU MEAN HER, THIS CANNOT BE

Another One

@loserlndo hate: to show excessive hatred, disgust, or lack of respect for someone

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those stupid mainstream news accounts be like: 🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨:Max Verstappen has received backlash over the way that Verstappen breathes. Many have criticised him for breathing in too deeply or shallowly instead of normally. Lung experts (aka my mate Steve) have said that this type of breathing is unusual and will lead to lung problems in around a decade.

sorry what

one nightmare and you get beheaded

nuke him now

@loserlndo yes

@epsilando Do you go alone?

Do i do arrive and drive alone sometime this week like a fucking loser

@mimi_chann22 deal

@epsilando 50,000.

I know where he lives If yall pay me 5,000 usd then I’ll disclose this information

@loserlndo stop disrespecting arrive and drive

Ok so im thinking either solo arrive and drive. Or solo trip to london. This is so sad

@LandoNorizz_003 @loserlndo GET BACK HERE

@epsilando @loserlndo Do you happen to have another set of life savings? Asking for a friend

@F1CH4TTER delete now

this is why his ass is so fat everyone say thank you jon

@33bdr_ @oscdots none of them can drive

@epsilando @oscdots Coming from a Norris fan

Oscar please pick a lane my guy 🙄

@LandoNorizz_003 That was a typo

@epsilando Btw it’s actually 2A7 not A27 *runs away*

🚨ALERT 🚨: There is an active manhunt for @LandoNorizz_003 because he has obtained classified information about the Leopard 2A7. If you find him or his whereabouts, please report it to the F1twt police station or your local F1twt government investigative agency.

@sebleclando1645 you sure about that?

@epsilando doesn’t matter, it’s not pointy it won’t explode

why tf is my tl just people pointing out lando's boners, I'm ready to nuke f1twt i have a tsar bomb

@LandoNorizz_003 @mimi_chann22

@epsilando @mimi_chann22

@epsilando @mimi_chann22 I DEFINITELY DO NOT HAVE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS ON THE LEOPARD 2A7 PLEASE LET ME GO