esotericunt

it could be sweet

“hey siri skip this radiohead song” [my airpods explode]

Dat red hitler chip they put in chitti was actually a jio sim in beta testing

J’ai loué un appartement pendant 5 ans à une jeune famille. Et voilà ce que je découvre à leur sortie. Ils ont le culot de demander leurs cautions! Aucune chance

Pretty sure that's actually a cat of some sort

robot polluting river>>>

@btweeenthebars stop tweeting

when u talk to the hottest guy ever and realise he is not actually a bad person

@lavvysavvyy @glucosebiscuit read the room 🫩

@glucosebiscuit and i will eat it up everytime !!!!! Bring back indo-western fusion fits

wait oh my god… you’re Indian… and you’re wearing Indian clothes to Coachella??? And a giant maang tikka?!?!? This is so innovative!

@AkasaAir ground your whole fleet and never fly again

and lara still hasn't spoken about the trans bill in India im tired of this performative activism

#Irene1stWin #BiggestFan1stWin

“Yes, I think Kid A and OK Computer by Radiohead are the two greatest albums ever made”

my body is preparing for pregnancy

@FarryyLand @karan_pargal 🙊

@karan_pargal i knew it was cap when i read "getting married soon"

I've decided to address this issue. As you all know, I was in Mumbai. First, I'm not hiding my relationship; I just believe it's not anyone's business. Plus, I need privacy to protect its well-being. Second, yes, we are getting married soon. It may seem rushed, but I'm happy about it and can't wait to spend the rest of my life with her. Lastly, I copied this post from someone because I know you'll read it. I just want to remind you that @tmbfun supports IPL markets! Thanks for your attention to this matter