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@eteogs

Τρίβω τα πλοκάμια μου καταστρώνωντας σχέδια ηλίθια, αφού δεν εχω μυαλό. Δε τρώω ζελέ γιατι μου θυμίζει τη μάνα μου.

The ocean. Beigetreten Ağustos 2015
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Βλεπω ενα γνωστο μου -Γεια φιλε τ λεει -Εδω,πενθω για το ερεβος της θλιψης της μελλοντικης μας ανυπαρξίας Μετα απορω π δ μου τηλ κανεις...
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Sharkαστικός
Sharkαστικός@iosif3rd·
Έφαγα δυο ακτινίδια. Δηλαδή ένα διαμετρίδιο
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Captain Beerheart
Captain Beerheart@thanos1625·
Ήτανε μια ψείρα με τη μαμά της και της λέει: - Μαμά γιατι κλαις; Που είναι ο μπαμπάς; - ο μπαμπάς σου αγόρι μου έφυγε για το μέτωπο.
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zaphod b
zaphod b@aeisixtir·
Εχουμε τους τραμπικους φανατιλες χριστιανους απο την μια, τους μουλαδες απο την αλλη, τους σιωνιστες παραπερα, τα τζιχαντια ολουθε. Και μεις που ειμαστε παντελως αδιαφοροι στο αληθες και σοφο κτλ των σοφων τους βιβλιων ΤΙ ΦΤΑΙΜΕ ΡΕ ΜΑΛΑΚΕΣ; Ειμαστε μιαν ωραια ατμοσφαιρα
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Δούκας της Τραχανοπλαγιάς
Αχ τι γλυκός κύριος κατέβηκε με το οξυγόνο στο χέρι να δει τον επιτάφιο, κάτσε να του ρίξω μια γουρούνα.
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Μαϊμουδάκι
Μαϊμουδάκι@canariodog·
Η άλλη κάθε φορά που βλέπω ποδόσφαιρο μου λέει ότι δεν καταλαβαίνει τι βρίσκω με 22 τύπους που κυνηγάνε μία μπάλα και θέλει σήμερα να πάμε να δούμε 1000 ανθρώπους να κυνηγάνε έναν επιτάφιο...
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zaphod b
zaphod b@aeisixtir·
"The strait is a philosophical concept at this point."😂😂😂😂😂
Daniel Foubert 🇵🇱🇫🇷@Arrogance_0024

BREAKING: Iran says the strait is closed. BREAKING: Trump says the strait is open. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: Bloomberg says 3 ships crossed. BREAKING: Iran says those 3 ships are Iranian. BREAKING: Maersk says it needs clarity. BREAKING: The strait is a philosophical concept at this point. BREAKING: A fourth ship attempts to cross. BREAKING: The fourth ship turns around. BREAKING: The fourth ship's captain says he "needed to think." BREAKING: Insurance for the fourth ship is now $47M. BREAKING: The fourth ship is still thinking. BREAKING: Trump posts on Truth Social that Hormuz is "TOTALLY OPEN, BEAUTIFUL, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN." BREAKING: 800 ships remain trapped in the Gulf. BREAKING: Trump posts again that this is Biden's fault. BREAKING: Iran announces tolls of $2M per ship. BREAKING: Iran announces tolls must be paid in crypto. BREAKING: Iran has not specified which crypto. BREAKING: Someone on CT says it's XRP. BREAKING: XRP is up 34%. BREAKING: It is not XRP. BREAKING: Russia and China veto the UN resolution on Hormuz. BREAKING: Russia proposes an alternative resolution. BREAKING: The alternative resolution does not mention Hormuz. BREAKING: Nobody is surprised. BREAKING: Israel bombs Lebanon. BREAKING: Iran says this violates the ceasefire. BREAKING: Trump says the ceasefire does not cover Lebanon. BREAKING: Netanyahu says the ceasefire does not cover anything Netanyahu is currently doing. BREAKING: Ceasefire is now 11 hours old. BREAKING: Iran closes Hormuz again. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: Trump floats joint US-Iran toll venture to manage the strait. BREAKING: The White House clarifies Trump was "just thinking out loud." BREAKING: Iran says it will consider the proposal. BREAKING: Trump says Iran's 10-point peace plan is "not good enough." BREAKING: Trump says it is "a workable basis." BREAKING: Both statements were made within the same hour. BREAKING: 20,000 seafarers are still trapped on ships inside the Gulf. BREAKING: The IMO says the priority is evacuation. BREAKING: Iran says passage requires "coordination with armed forces." BREAKING: Nobody has coordinated with the armed forces. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: The strait remains closed. BREAKING: This is day 41. BREAKING: We will keep you updated.

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Daniel Foubert 🇵🇱🇫🇷
BREAKING: Iran says the strait is closed. BREAKING: Trump says the strait is open. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: Bloomberg says 3 ships crossed. BREAKING: Iran says those 3 ships are Iranian. BREAKING: Maersk says it needs clarity. BREAKING: The strait is a philosophical concept at this point. BREAKING: A fourth ship attempts to cross. BREAKING: The fourth ship turns around. BREAKING: The fourth ship's captain says he "needed to think." BREAKING: Insurance for the fourth ship is now $47M. BREAKING: The fourth ship is still thinking. BREAKING: Trump posts on Truth Social that Hormuz is "TOTALLY OPEN, BEAUTIFUL, LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN." BREAKING: 800 ships remain trapped in the Gulf. BREAKING: Trump posts again that this is Biden's fault. BREAKING: Iran announces tolls of $2M per ship. BREAKING: Iran announces tolls must be paid in crypto. BREAKING: Iran has not specified which crypto. BREAKING: Someone on CT says it's XRP. BREAKING: XRP is up 34%. BREAKING: It is not XRP. BREAKING: Russia and China veto the UN resolution on Hormuz. BREAKING: Russia proposes an alternative resolution. BREAKING: The alternative resolution does not mention Hormuz. BREAKING: Nobody is surprised. BREAKING: Israel bombs Lebanon. BREAKING: Iran says this violates the ceasefire. BREAKING: Trump says the ceasefire does not cover Lebanon. BREAKING: Netanyahu says the ceasefire does not cover anything Netanyahu is currently doing. BREAKING: Ceasefire is now 11 hours old. BREAKING: Iran closes Hormuz again. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: Trump floats joint US-Iran toll venture to manage the strait. BREAKING: The White House clarifies Trump was "just thinking out loud." BREAKING: Iran says it will consider the proposal. BREAKING: Trump says Iran's 10-point peace plan is "not good enough." BREAKING: Trump says it is "a workable basis." BREAKING: Both statements were made within the same hour. BREAKING: 20,000 seafarers are still trapped on ships inside the Gulf. BREAKING: The IMO says the priority is evacuation. BREAKING: Iran says passage requires "coordination with armed forces." BREAKING: Nobody has coordinated with the armed forces. BREAKING: Hegseth says the strait is open. BREAKING: The strait remains closed. BREAKING: This is day 41. BREAKING: We will keep you updated.
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mikrokabouro
mikrokabouro@Mikrokabouro·
Μεγάλη Παρασκευή λέει που κάθε χρόνο βρέχει πως τυχαίνει αυτό και τι λένε οι άπιστοι και σήμερα έξω έχει καλοκαίρι όλη μέρα, ούτε σύννεφο δεν είδαμε
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AccuWeather
AccuWeather@accuweather·
The category is: iconic space quotes I use daily.
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@_thanoskat Χωρίς κίνηση είναι 25 λεπτά. Ενώ από εκεί που κατέβηκα είναι 5. Και κάνω κ βόλτα με το τουριστικό τρενακι
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@eteogs Κ γτ δεν έρχονται να σε παραλάβουν απο το σταθμό. Έχει περιφερειακόυς συν το δρομο flyover 🤣
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Μπήκα μετρό Θεσσαλονίκης. Να δούμε θα πάμε με τον συρμό η με τα πόδια;
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MANOLIS KALATZIS🇬🇷🇨🇾
ΚΑΛΗΣΠΕΡΑ ΚΑΙ ΚΑΛΗ ΒΡΑΔΙΑ Εγω το είπα πως θα καταλήξει σε μπουζουκερί
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bebel
bebel@_bebel_x·
- Καλημέρα το κουλούρι έχει λάδι; - Όχι - Μία σπανακόπιτα
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Billy Idiot
Billy Idiot@BillyIdiot2·
#ΧΑΟΣ_ΔΑΓΚΩΤΟ
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@_thanoskat Ναι ρε αλλά πάω μέχρι ενα σημείο με μετρό κ με παραλαμβανουν από εκει
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nikolas kosmatopoulos 🇵🇸
In 2010 (bankrupt) Greece formed an “alliance” with the Zionist entity. Ever since, Israelis bought off its land, corrupted media, used up its airspace for drills, tapped its politicians, made it complicit to war crimes. This is the future for anyone who normalizes with Israel.
chunguskitten@chunguskitten

The 1993 Oslo Accords had the Palestinian Authority normalize with the Zionist entity and effectively disarm Since then, settlements in the West Bank have quadrupled and land theft has accelerated Expect the same outcome in Lebanon if the pro-Israel traitors get their way

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