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“You asked, and we delivered” We have made the payment plan flexible, dividing it into six and twelve month terms, with monthly payments as low as 3 million naira. You can also make an outright purchase or deposit for as many units as you want to either stay or re-sell.

It is humbling to consider that if we harness just 1 millionth of the Sun’s power for AI, that will be much more than a million times the intelligence of all of humanity

My husband once asked me not to tell his grandmother that I was the one paying for our family vacation. “Just let her think I got a bonus at work” he said. “She's from a different generation. She might not like it” I wasn't happy about it, but I agreed. A few days into the trip, his grandmother asked a simple question. “So who paid for all this?” Before I could answer, my husband jumped in and said, “I handled it” His grandmother stared at him for about three seconds. Then she turned to me and said,

I lost my job few weeks ago but no one knew this because I got another one less than 2 weeks later. One of my former colleagues got a job and told the recruiter about me. She told them to interview me so I can assist her. They did and gave a higher offer but she didn’t mind. Another former colleague called me now to find out if I’ve gotten a job because he has another offer for me. He even suggested that I do that one alongside my current job because he believes I lock in so hard on my job and he’s right. I just won’t do it because I believe multi tasking is a productivity flaw (been there, done that). I’m sharing all these to say that I’ve met wonderful people in my lifetime from different countries, races and tribes and I’m so grateful 🥹.

The politicians who turned a blind eye to the Rape of Britain must go to prison

From Benin to Ughelli , the driver of a 14-seater bus said he wasn't collecting transport fare, as today was his birthday. I respectfully wished him a Happy Birthday, got down, and Entered another Car oo😀

It was great joining Njideka Akunyili Crosby — a gifted Nigerian-born, Los Angeles-based artist — to unveil our first portrait together. This piece reflects so many chapters of Michelle and my story, and we’re thrilled that it will be on display in the Hope and Change lobby at the Obama Presidential Center starting this Juneteenth.

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@ani_danielson Is this even real??

I read a story about someone from a family compound just behind the famous raffia market. This guy finished school with a 2.2 in Computer Engineering, no strong connections, no foreign certificate, just pure local hustle. For years he was dropping applications everywhere, Tesla, Google, Apple, Meta, even Saudi Aramco through their Nigerian partners, and nothing was coming. Not like he wasn't good oo. Boy was legit good and knew his onions. His people were already calling him the one wey no go make am. Then one December him uncle for village carry am go this old native doctor inside a quiet compound near the Ikot Ekpene stadium. The man no dey play. Pure local herbs, incisions, and one small calabash of mixture. According to the story the old man tell am, “Your road is blocked by too many eyes, but we go open am with the ancestors.” He did the thing and had to sleep with the mixture under his pillow for seven nights and recite the Ibibio words the man gave him every morning before sunrise. Barely two months later, everything scatter. He received an email from Google inviting him for an interview for a remote software role. Email wey e send for over 6 months oo. The interview was just one relaxed call, no heavy wahala according to him. Next thing, they flew him to their hub in Dubai for onboarding, then posted him to handle African projects. From there he moved to Meta, landed some contract gigs with Tesla on their battery systems, and through connections he started doing IT work for one of the big contractors servicing Saudi Aramco. The thing shock everybody. E still dey send small something to the old man till today for “maintenance.” If you wan try am, make sure your mind strong sha. How true is this sef??🤔 Life is spiritual sha

@waggydey4you Where exactly in Lagos is this???

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Happy birthday to me. 💫💫🎈🎈🎈 I got balloons today. Everything good will happen this year.

@Xprofessorrr Let’s grow

@ahdebee Hello

Happy last Sunday of the year, 2025

It’s the teacher I am blaming for standing like that to receive slaps something wey e suppose use two hands slap that woman. After the slap, you pick your things and go home. E go too pain me if i didnt try to retaliate; to hell with the job. Training a child is not just the responsibility of the parents.

Parents physically abusing a teachers is not acceptable. There is a channel for complaints. We will take up this case and set example with this poorly trained couple. Starville School Abuja is one of the best schools in Abuja and they use educare.

@dammiedammie35 This made me laugh so hard😂😂😂😂

Omoh, this is very bad o !! Wahala no Dey ever finish for Lagos 😭💔

@ani_danielson Monopoly is bad. That is why there is an increase in flight prices. If there was competition, I'm sure flights would be more affordable.

Until yesterday, I didn't know that Ibom Air was the only airline flying in and out of Akwa Ibom. I'm always scared when there's absence of competition in any business, because there's a high chance of unnecessary hike in price. How true is this, and what are the alternatives?😑

@Row_Haastrup Sleeping beauty 😂😂

See what she did to her husband, making him think he has been sleeping for 2 days straight 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣