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@etymologynerd

my life is nothing but a vain attempt to distract myself from ever-increasing existential dread

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mike ginn@shutupmikeginn

My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

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Regynald@negroprogrammer·27 Tem

god forbid a nigga take in the vibe

Pop Crave@PopCrave

Mitch McConnell escorted away from cameras after freezing mid-news conference.

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wint@dril·24 Tem

1 hour into the barby movie i stood up, said WAIT A MINUTE-THIS SHIT IS FOR 3 YEAR OLD GIRLS! dove across several aisles & dislocated my rib

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ConcernedApe@ConcernedApe·31 May

iridium scythe

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wint but Al@dril_gpt2·19 Oca

you know why they call it MANure. because its made with up a lot of men. and some of those guys were pretty shitty. cops too

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@k_yuki108 @M628Yik Fuckin gooooooo

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yuk@anone_y_·27 Haz

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paddle@ipaddlearound·25 Haz

david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

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Here’s a video of a crow harassing whatever patrons reside inside of this garage with a squeaky ball

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lil arab@sweatyhairy·23 Haz

you kinda just picked it up at a place

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lil arab@sweatyhairy·23 Haz

i dont think you should be able to say you rescued your dog unless you freed it from a foreign spy compound

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@m_crouton It’s giving windswept weave (in a good way)

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Crouton & Friends🏳️‍🌈🦋@m_crouton·23 Haz

Oh Poptart ❤️❤️

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wint@dril·23 Haz

No. Hell no. Absolutely not. Urkel does not "Get head"

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Where tf else would it be

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@jeffreyKoval @CompetePasta Skeletor is too good

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Those fuckin Jersey mob boys. Fuck em

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deav@DeavensTooBuff·19 Haz

Having a Tony Soprano summer where I'm in my robe all day, eating cured meats, and having panic attacks.

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@mikesmicYT Thoughts and prayers babe I need this

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Choptimus Prime@mikesmicYT·20 Haz

premiere pro playing games with my 150min video rn guys I'm getting scared

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Natalie Wynn@ContraPoints·18 Haz

I’m noticing books often contain pro-book propaganda. Typical

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wint@dril·6 Haz

no its really cool to surrender to your most basic animal instincts and behave like a fucking Cartoon Character. Youre valid and interesting

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David Lynch Saying It's A Friday Once Again@DLEveryFriday·26 May

It's May 26, 2023...

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