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@evanfromIT

in search of bacon lettuce and tomato sammy

Chicago Beigetreten Nisan 2020
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i have landed in hong kong
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If i worked for the government, my husband wanting to try on some big fake titties wouldnt be a national security risk bc i wouldnt gaf
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Nothing feels better than telling someone you’ve already seen the meme they’re showing you
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Jon Jraper
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evan 🤠@evanfromIT·
The most dangerous thing a woman can do is show you Crusader Kings 3
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evan 🤠@evanfromIT·
@michaelsykes Smoking the after sex one as soon as my wife pulls up to the house
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sykes
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you know you're about to be murdered with poison when your wife starts doing stuff like this
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She’s flexing her Duolingo streak so am I
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A 19 year old called me unc today
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Taiwan made a Diet Coke for girlies who can’t poop ( i am girlies)
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Me when I uhhhh uhhhh me when
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evan 🤠@evanfromIT·
Finding out that Jutta Leerdam is engaged to a Paul brother. They must be stopped.
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Double texting my dad then asking “are we still friends”
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Your crush telling you you snore is worse than being killed with a hammer
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evan 🤠@evanfromIT·
Everytime I match with a someone that’s 4’11 to 5’0 I contemplate whether dooming my entire bloodline to hobbitdom is worth it
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