Evan Smith

@gavin3000 @DerySpeaks @lockedonlions Colon cleanse if he ever gets cut

@DerySpeaks @lockedonlions Lovely Title

On today's @lockedonlions Podcast: The Detroit Lions reportedly have a new addition. #firstlisten Audio: link.chtbl.com/LOLions?sid=Yo... Video: youtube.com/watch?v=YUMXOG…

My friends at @CharlieHustleCo are going to give away one of these beauties to any of you fine folks that follow me and follow them on Twitter. All you need to do is like and RT this tweet and they will pick a winner. This thing will look great at Hilton South in KC!

@evanj25 @adamyounggolf @gavin3000 👀

@adamyounggolf @gavin3000

Golfer - "I suck the club a little inside on my takeaway" Me - "What does the ball do?" Golfer - "Ball goes straight. But I need to fix my swing"

@emptylot Too coward to tag @RedRedWineDenny I see….

@kurt_soellner @evanj25 @MyGolfSpy Trident: For when you REALLY want to send it

@evanj25 @MyGolfSpy Trident

What was your favorite driver to hit of all-time?

@krishullsmith @PodfathersShow If you’re referring to my cracked & calloused heels (pic isn’t safe for Twitter) then yes. Don’t forget the “Rogaine foam stains the pillow cases” part too

@PodfathersShow This is definitely a thing. Amiright @evjsmith ?

@UncleChaps Hey Kyle, no free ads. JD gotta pay the man

cool undershirt, Kyle.

@evanj25 @grantnoblesdc @HannyHando By gawd, that ain’t @HannyHando , that’s Bill Brasky!!

@grantnoblesdc Celebrating @hannyhando birthday tonight after an unproductive 18 holes! (parking lot drinks)

I miss drinking with the boys

@evanj25 @Griffin_Lando2 Was planning to be there last wknd, hopefully will happen in June tho

@evjsmith @Griffin_Lando2 all this and more can be yours with a trip to the Holstein Country Club!

Weather like today makes me want to golf for 14hrs straight and drink a million beers! Gonna miss the Chubbs and other golf tourneys this year 💔

@evanj25 @Griffin_Lando2 I would love to play terrible & lose a boat load of money just to feel normal again 😔 😂

@Griffin_Lando2 played terrible and lost some money this evening if ur looking for someone to play devils advocate!

@hoffertn Beer helps

Measure twice; cut once, maybe twice; stare at it for 10 min, measure again; think about life a bit; watch the YouTube video (again); move on to the next step and repeat. Could never do this type of work for a living. Building a desk and bunk beds for my son... trying my best.

@BarstoolTrent @KFCBarstool Was downtown Chicago with 2 little kids & a stroller for 2 days this week & I lost track of my ope’s at roughly 700

Trying to explain ope to @KFCBarstool and isn’t going great

@evanj25 Prediction: KF pulls a Snyder & doesn’t leave unless his son is announced as the new coach (so he never leaves)

If Kirk Ferentz could plan his retirement announcement for shortly before Kansas State and Chris Klieman start negotiating an extension that’d be great

@emptylot @gavin3000 @Super70sSports Reading Basketball (& other things) and he’s creating a Frankenplayer. Good Ol Larry Legend wins the chin category

Way to contest him, Larry!

@BtayTC Lets just all go back to bed & call it a day

@krishullsmith @UncleChaps You talkin about the same bed that our dog rubs her butt all over & you have no problem with?

@UncleChaps @evjsmith is it gross to put your suitcase on the bed? YES.

Poll: is it gross to wear shorts on a plane?

@evanj25 @WhiskeyJim08 God DAMN you hawks are a salty bunch, still taking offense where none is needed 😂

@WhiskeyJim08 @evjsmith i figured it would be after the maryland win, just wouldn’t have been surprised if they used this week to goto some fcs school like they have in the past

Iowa and Maryland take care of business today. First ever Cy-Hawk series College Gameday coming to Ames?

@WhiskeyJim08 @evanj25 Don’t tease me like this JD

@evjsmith @evanj25 It’s official

@evanj25 Wait, are we getting pre-offended? Need to know if I should get my pitchfork

at this point it’s the only matchup that makes sense but ESPN really goes out of its way to ignore middle America for the most part