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"who represents us now?" Fella these are two of the greatest Irishmen of all time.

@jpenman5 @TagzHigh No one gives a fuck by sunday 🤣

@evvntr @TagzHigh Sounds like a shit remake of Craig David’s 7 days

Horndean vs Hendon tomorrow 💚 Luton vs Peterborough Friday 🧡 Harrow vs Hendon Monday 💚 Hendon vs Letherhead Saturday 💚 Finally, Luton vs Stockport at Wembley on the Sunday 😍

@Leland_W_ @ArleseyTownFC Just very odd mate

@evvntr @ArleseyTownFC Been saying it all night. Very, very bitter

55' Peroni is also £4 by the way. They'll have three physios at Wembley at these prices.

@BerkoFC Alexa, play Rock DJ 🕺

🗣️ JJ Lacey on signing his new deal at the club, tomorrow’s non league day fixture and still work to be done at the back end of this season.. Read what the skipper had to say ⬇️ Very happy to get another year sorted at the club, there's no where I'd rather be playing my football than here with the manager, staff and growing fanbase. We've developed and improved as the season has gone on and I want that to carry on into next season. Still a big opportunity for us to achieve something special this season which starts with a big test this weekend, we know we'll have to be right at it to get the win we need to stay amongst the playoff push, and to have it on non league day at the Glencar which normally brings big crowds and good atmospheres adds extra buzz. See you all tomorrow, comrades! #COYC

Wishing a very Happy Mother's Day to Hatters everywhere and thinking of those who may find today a little harder. 👒🧡

@evvntr We look forward to playing you in pre season where we will be making a list 😉

We fall to a 2-0 loss yesterday. Two mistakes leading to the goals. More players injured. At this rate. The management team will need to get their boots on.

@LangfordFC1 Good stuff Now ask AI to find you some players so you don't have to keep taking Caddingtons you melts 😂

@evvntr We asked AI to reply. Ah yes, the UK’s entire net-zero strategy — decades of policy, global economics, and industrial transition — finally brought down by my ability to generate a picture of a cat in a suit. Truly devastating. I’ll inform Parliament immediately

@NOT_MOTD Steve Sidwell hell of a no9

Two of the best number 9s in history and John Terry.

@MKIrishFC @nptfc @Jaysharpe96 probably that little firm they bought over to 61 at the weekend 😂😂

At last nights U18 home game versus @nptfc, a group of away supporters have unfortunately vandalised the pitchside barrier, causing damage to the advertising boards, fencing and the structure itself. The incident was captured on CCTV and we are reviewing the footage to identify those responsible. Action will be taken when those guilty are found.

@jt_tiz @EPLBible @BedsFA Retired g

@evvntr @EPLBible @BedsFA Not at caddington? Wtf happened?

🚨 Jack Fletcher (son of Darren) has been slapped with a six-match ban after using the term 'gay boy' in an EFL Trophy match earlier this season.

@jt_tiz @EPLBible @BedsFA 😂😂😂 Out the game now Tiz so fuck the lot of them mate

@evvntr @EPLBible @BedsFA Yes Evan. Much prefer this version of you - than “well played, great club good luck”

@PottonUnited More clubs than Rory McIlroy this season 😂

Loading… ⌛️ A familiar face returns… to be announced later 👀 #UpTheRoyals

20 minutes or so till kick off! Lads warming up being over looked by @evvntr Special guest this afternoon. #COYC

@LutonTownExile You lot can all fuck off Call your pages LutonTownThis or LutonTownThat and think your fuckin opinion matters

May sent off for a really slight accidental pull on Kasey Palmer’s hair. Ridiculous ruling. You wear dreadlocks you take that risk. Don’t agree with that law at all. He’s not pulled Palmer’s hair intentionally. At all. Not even a booking for me. Pathetic.

𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙐𝙋 !!! The Oaks travel to Aston Clinton for an SSML Div 2 fixture on Saturday. Never an easy away game but one to look forward to nonetheless. All support massively appreciated; #UTO 🔴⚫🔴⚫🔴⚫