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I’m for the war ending. But this deal - which boils down to the U.S. paying Iran billions to open the Strait - is final proof of how predictably disastrous this war was.

I BEG YOUR PARDON

People asked. I answered. 🙏 You wanted to know how much ivermectin paste to take. So I made a table for you. First, let me say this: I know you're laughing at "horse dewormer." 🐴 I laughed too. The first time. Then I watched people die. And I watched some people live. Some of them used paste. Now I don't laugh anymore. The dosage (simple): 1.87% ivermectin paste. 1 gram of paste = 18.7 mg of human tablets. You need a digital scale – 0.01 gram accuracy. ⚖️ This formula is for pure ivermectin paste only. Some brands mix it with prasiquantel. That's a different formula. Why would anyone use horse paste? Because in most countries, you can't get ivermectin. Not from a pharmacy. Not from a doctor. But you can walk into a horse supply store and buy it. Yeah. That's how broken the system is. 😔 And for your skin? I've seen skin cancer disappear. People apply it. A few months later? The cancer literally falls off. Worst acne you've ever seen? Relief. Fungal infections? Gone in three weeks. So here's what I know: ✅ Paste works the same as tablets – if you measure right. ✅ Rub it on your skin – cancer spots vanish. ✅ Poor people can afford this. I'm not a doctor. I'm just someone who saw it with my own eyes. 👁️ Believe me or don't. But healing is always possible. Even if it comes from a tube meant for a horse.

Joy Behar: “I’m so tired of Donald Trump, I can barely talk about him anymore. I am so sick of his stupidity, his dishonor, the way he talks about people, the way he presents himself to children, the way he curses and swears about people, the fact he’s so incompetent at what he does, the fact these Republicans stick by him no matter what. Why are Americans putting up with this?”

This is a jaw-dropping, horrific surrender document complete with hundreds of billions in reparations. It is the predictable result of incompetent negotiation and the foolhardy strategic catastrophe of starting and pursuing this disastrous war. The U.S. will not soon recover from this, the biggest national security blunder in decades.

Dear Joe, I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House. For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that. And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand. My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment. The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for. This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it. But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is: “This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.” The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy. The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar. The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker. The President is our servant. Not our Caesar. Respectfully, Hunter P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

BREAKING: They are now pouring bottles of hydrogen peroxide into the ultra-green algae-filled Reflecting Pool that Trump wasted $10m of our money on.

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