The OG ExxCee

True of the UK and many other nations. The more power you hand over to the state, the more likely it is to be used against you. Stop insisting 'we need more government intervention'. This is what it leads to. nymag.com/intelligencer/…

@GazTheJourno ***her boyfriend agrees with the pigonomic approach. I think they're fighting now...

@GazTheJourno *she has 2 pigs **I coined the phrase "pigonomics" to explain this approach which made her more sad.

Sister in law bought a guinea pig for £30 and is looking at pet insurance. She's been quoted £15/month. I have suggested she simply replaces the guinea pig every 8 weeks. Apparently this is "cruel".

Until tonight I was not aware that there is a popular singer called Celeste. Until tonight, 5 lovely women from Liverpool weren't aware that there is a French avant-garde post-hardcore, post-black metal band called Celeste. Sadly for them I was not the one at the wrong gig.

@Little_G2 It really was, might be one of the best of all time

@exxcee1 That duck was just beautiful

How tf is this round 1?! #GBBO

@Little_G2 But the illusion cakes are SO GOOD like how do we improve from here?!

@exxcee1 Brilliant start !

"I hereby declare that this election has been shagadelic, baby"

Just left a crap in Sunak's shoe, for old times' sake...

I've been saying "this must be John Curtice's last election" for the last 3 elections. Man's older than time. #Election2024

Blyth returning officer dressed like a suffragette for no apparent reason #Election2024

Watching #GBNews for the first time ever and it seems @darrengrimes is channelling Eoin McLove in order to explain the complexity of the modern world to Boomers nationwide.

it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS. FAWNS, DROP EM'. BIRDS, LEAVE EM'. RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING. ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

@keanespirit A masterclass in how to treat everyone as equals. Attention, eye contact, thoughtful answers to every question and no sign of feeling flustered. It's amazing.

What a programme. What a format. What honesty. What joyous humanity. What an absolute giant of a man is #MichaelSheen #TheAssembly

Michael Sheen is the nicest most genuine man on Earth. #TheAssembly

Applejuiceification and the illusion of choice: a short thread

Kate and William should recreate this as their return to Instagram post

The leap day babies are wearing little frog hats

London no-go zones: a definitive guide Finchley. You've seen it there on the map, just north of Hampstead. But have you ever been there? Do you know anyone who lives there? No you do not.

Lol.