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@faey06
Used to be CVOR Compliance & Logistics specialist. Now Company Administrator at a Roofing Co. Play the bodhran, sing the blues. Proudly Geordie. NO DMs PLEASE
Near Cornwall, Ontario Beigetreten Nisan 2009
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@realMaalouf What's with the lurex blindfold? I've never felt the need to dress like a Vegas showgirl when trying to make a serious point.😏
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Vegans: "Drinking cow's milk is unnatural!"
Great point.
So instead of pulling on some teats for thirty seconds, we've developed a twelve-step industrial alternative.
Step one: grow almonds in California, a drought-afflicted state currently depleting an aquifer that took twenty thousand years to fill.
Step two: ship them to a processing facility.
Step three: soak them in water. California water, specifically, because almonds need 15 gallons per ounce and California is already rationing.
Step four: pulverise them into a slurry.
Step five: filter the slurry through fine mesh, discarding most of the actual almond in the process. That was the bit with the nutrition in it. Gone now.
Step six: add more water, because the resulting liquid isn't watery enough.
Step seven: add sweeteners, because it tastes of nothing.
Step eight: add emulsifiers, because it separates in six minutes otherwise.
Step nine: add synthetic vitamins, because all the natural ones left in step five.
Step ten: add seed oils, because we apparently learned nothing.
Step eleven: homogenise, degas, pasteurise, and sterilise the mixture until it resembles no food that has ever existed in nature.
Step twelve: put it in a carton with a picture of a field on it.
The cow: stands in a field. Makes milk. Has done this for ten thousand years. No factory. No steps. No aquifer.
Unnatural, though. Very unnatural.
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It finally happened. After more than 2 decades of flying, I was asked to give up my 2A for 22A by a family of four (husband, wife + two kids under 10, one of them being treated as a lap baby).
The wife asked if I’d switch. I felt bad refusing, so tried to be a little reasonable, told her if she covered what I paid for my seat, I’d move (front seats cost way more than the ones in the back)
She countered saying they’d also…….
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No, that's not a safe or recommended way to help a gecko shed. Blowing air under the skin with a straw can stress the animal and risk tearing the delicate new skin underneath.
Geckos (like leopard geckos) usually handle shedding fine on their own if you provide a humid hide with damp moss or paper towels. For stuck shed, do a lukewarm shallow soak (85-90°F, belly-deep, 10-15 min) to soften it first, then gently loosen with a damp Q-tip if needed. Let them eat the shed too—it's nutritious!
Your gecko will thank you. 🦎
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NEW: A woman hired a pressure washing crew for her driveway and house, then refused to pay after they spent six hours cleaning it.
The crew was one paycheck away from homelessness and needed the money for rent.
She claimed she didn’t think the house was that bad.
They did the full job. She got the clean house. They got zero.
This is why honest contractors keep getting played. We need a public blacklist for customers like her
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@katee_K1 5 cops to take him into custody. . . why? He's only got TWO hands 🥴
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Europe’s waking up too late—your governments imported chaos, handcuffed the cops, and left citizens as sitting ducks for grooming gangs, knife attacks, and no-go hellholes. Police? Useless theater while streets burn. One option left: vigilante justice or arm up and defend yourselves. The videos don’t lie. The denial does.15
Time’s up. Wake or get replaced.
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YET AGAIN... @SecKennedy has DESTROYED both big pharma and Democrats:
News stations are reporting about a brand new Danish study supposedly showing that Tylenol does not cause autism... but there's a BIG problem with it:
RFK Jr: “The study is a garbage study. It should be retracted. The study took a million, the medical records, of a million danish women and it compared women who got Tylenol during pregnancy to people who did not.
The problem is, the way it determined whether they got Tylenol during pregnancy was by prescriptions. So only 2% of the people in the study got Tylenol during pregnancy - according to the end point.”
“Tylenol is available over the counter. Many of you have taken Tylenol, but very few of you have ever gotten a prescription.
50% of the people in Denmark, we know from other studies, actually took Tylenol during pregnancy.
So the study was comparing women who took Tylenol during pregnancy to women who took Tylenol during pregnancy. It was a garbage in, garbage out study.
The industry has the capacity to generate these studies all the time and it’s fraudulent.”
REPOST this EVERYWHERE!
#thinblueline #lawenforcement
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WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON???
Is this guy in this picture OK with you??
Someone’s story: “To my neighbor who thinks mowing the lawn SHIRTLESS in a family neighborhood is totally normal. I've already contacted the authorities. This isn't a beach. It's not a gym. It's a residential street where families live and kids are outside all the time. I don't care if it's 90 degrees out - PUT A SHIRT ON!
Basic standards and common courtesy still exist for a reason. Broad daylight. Front yard. Acting like this is completely acceptable behavior”
Then he asks: “Am I crazy for thinking there should be at least some level of decency in shared spaces, or are we just throwing social norms out the window now? your thoughts?”

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@JIM_THE_BOSS_ @Geniustechw Agreed but we play all year unlike Canada 😂
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@faey06 @Geniustechw Not too many 100 degree days in the UK, either. There's that.
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🚨 CLEO IS ONLY 12 WEEKS OLD AND WAS ALREADY RETURNED AFTER JUST TWO DAYS
This tiny Belgian Malinois puppy was adopted and then brought right back to Lancaster Animal Care Center.
She’s still a baby with her whole life ahead of her, but now she’s back behind those bars wondering what she did wrong.
Cleo is sweet, young, and deserves a real forever home this time — NOT another person that will give up.
If you can foster, adopt or know a rescue that pulls from Lancaster or a person that would love her reply I shared or I can help and tell us your area below
#SaveCleo #MalinoisPuppy

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@FoxtrotSh1tUp Beautiful Belgian Malinois Puppy Her name is CLEO and she is just 12 weeks old 😭 24Petconnect.com/DetailsMain/LA…
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NEW: Homeless addicts on Skid Row in LA are now using dogs to test their drugs for fentanyl.
They feed the dogs the drugs first.
If the dog survives, they take it themselves. If not, they just get another dog.
A nonprofit called ‘Starts With One Today’ is sounding the alarm: dogs are being abused, neglected, thrown away, sold for drugs, and used as living test kits.
This is the disgusting reality of what unchecked homelessness and drug policies have created in California.
Dogs are paying the price for failed leadership.
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