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@RLovesu2 No way and I have not seen a single person say they were

@PlantRobinson Can't sit next to any of them. Those are all single seats, and they're all full anyway. Also, can that small plane fly for 8 hours without refueling?

I'm not sitting next to the zombies.

@chelleyourself @mariana057 Imagine no potassium, It isn't hard to do. No spinach or bananas, And no avocadoes too!

@mariana057 Imagine no potassium! Ok!

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium. Me: 0mg

@alleria_eh @Oceanbreeze473 I'm still wondering what country Trudeau destroyed. It definitely wasn't Canada

@Oceanbreeze473 Sweetie... he was 5 years old when Margaret trudeau went to cuba for the first time and met Castro. Your math ain't mathing.

Genetics cannot be denied; it shines through in actions, and the son did the same as his father: he destroyed a country.

@madex0x @conquertheno Blue will get you all the lottery numbers past and future. As well as stock futures. That will deliver much more than $100M and you will be able to travel anywhere, no teleporting needed

@conquertheno Green

Which one are you drinking?

@Nguyen_anime3 Epstein!

1? Failure

@megwrestling No, you dumbass. A ceasefire means you CEASE FIRING. If any of the players fires a shot then there is no ceasefire, by definition. There is no ceasefire in Gaza, in Iran or in Lebanon

what a knob

@xwicked_moonx And it will be ok for you too. Things may not end up as you expected or wanted them to but in the end it will be all right

I don't share my life with you to make you feel bad or guilt you into doing things for me. I share because its my story. Its real, raw and maybe someone out there needs to hear it because they are going through something similar. They need to know that maybe it will be ok.

@PlantRobinson Who says I don't?

Men: What's stopping you from dressing like this?

@alleria_eh @LB_1966A Yeah, better start saving up to pay your $500 fine now shithead. 'Cuz if you don't pay it they'll take it anyway

@LB_1966A No..because I filled my census

Picked up my mail this morning. Has anyone else received this?

@AlvaRachel64 He's taken the same cognitive test so many times he can answer the questions in his sleep. You know, like during cabinet meetings

Why are medical professionals conducting cognitive tests on a man who's already president?? Shouldn't that have been done pre presidency?

@Trenae38 @kaitlancollins Is anyone EVER going to tell him that he does not own that house?

@kaitlancollins Omg that is hideous and so trashy. Why in the fuck is there something like this being built at the White House?!? It's embarrassing as hell 🤦🏽‍♀️

The UFC Claw being constructed on the South Lawn of the White House.

@chelleyourself @WyckedWyre @StoriesBySammi @susiefreathy Of course it is, but uncounted millions of bison were already evicted from the Great Plains in exactly the same fashion

@WyckedWyre @StoriesBySammi @susiefreathy No. That’s a terrible idea!

The federal government just banned bison from public land in Montana. Not cattle. Bison. Interior Secretary Burgum revoked grazing permits for 950 bison on 63,000 acres of federal land in northeastern Montana. The reason? Bison raised for conservation don't count as livestock under a 1934 law. Bison raised for meat and milk? Fine. Bison raised to restore a native species to its native land? Get out. Meanwhile, cattle ranchers across the West keep grazing on your land. For $1.69 a month. One cow. One calf. Thirty days. $1.69. On land that belongs to every American. The Cheyenne River Sioux. The Coalition of Large Tribes — 50+ Native nations. Defenders of Wildlife. They all filed formal protests. They called it exactly what it is. "DEI for cows." The bison have until September 30 to be gone. Who decided cattle belong on public land more than bison do? #DemsUnited

@PlantRobinson Dinner with Trump would just be McDonalds anyway

It's not worth the money.

@chelleyourself @3YearLetterman @jarvis_best @ElizabethHolmes @America250 Maybe she does and we just don't know what she's using as a name

@3YearLetterman @jarvis_best @ElizabethHolmes @America250 This is pure insanity. How does she have X while in prison. Maxwell is in the same prison, why doesn’t she have X??

Imagine explaining this exchange to some poor soul who doesn’t spend time on this app

@AlvaRachel64 @SeanOhhhh Moi aussi. One I have never seen or heard from since but the other one I have to deal with on occasion because of the (grown) kids. Luckily I have rock solid support from my current wife

@SeanOhhhh Oh I know. I've been divorced twice.

And I said to her, Every time I see you I am reminded of how nice it is not to see you

@megwrestling I would love just once, to watch the Canadian News and NOT hear the words Poilievre or Alberta

just the latest example of Pierre's total incompetence

@Chuckforevver I haven't looked it up but I think the Ambassador is appointed by the president. Deporting him to the Congo might be problematic (but perfectly appropriate)

Why doesn’t our PM show some balls and boot out the USA Ambassador especially when this fucker is endorsing his lunatic boss’s 51st state tweets 😡😡😡

@Smil3yAngel Hoekstra needs to be returned to the US, or to Russia, or anywhere we never have to hear from him again

WTAF?! Pete Hoekstra, the US ambassador to Canada is tweeting this nonsense 🙄🤬 Canada will NEVER be the 51st state. NEVER, EVER, EVER!! #NEVER51

@chelleyourself @vuse_lover I don't give a fuck what a person calls themself. It's their choice and I respect that

@vuse_lover There are Christophers in the world who go by Topher. So why not?

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that