Fake Jakob Nielsen

I lied about testing five people. It's really six. You should test six.

Uber’s Secret Restaurant Empire buff.ly/2CEFEYg

The Coders Programming Themselves Out of a Job buff.ly/2y5U8fS

@jamesmullarkey And do they dream of electric test scenarios?

So is it use cases, user stories or user scenarios?

@kfury @usabilitycounts Oh, yeah, that's right. @MrAlanCooper, you agree?

Still confused about an age old question: Is it personas or personai?

When things behave the same, users get upset and leave.

I lied about Flash being 99 percent bad. It's really only 97.63 percent bad.

@aexmo Usability: 99 percent bad.

Apple products: 99 percent bad.

I calculate the value of intranet usability using a dartboard after the fifth whiskey.

Focus on what, why, how, and when -- especially "when are we going to happy hour after the usability session?"

I forgot the 11th heuristic analysis rule: must go good with whiskey.

Ideas for design are best if they come from anyone as long as they are a designer.

Technical debt is best paid with UX debt.

UX or UI? UX. Definitely UX. Or maybe UI? Yah. Definitely UI. No, not UI. Definitely UX. Dammit. I don’t know.

Looking forward to my flight on United. @jmspool, any tips?

Looking forward to @jnd1er's next book, Design of Everyday Things I'll Never Use.

Design can be done by anyone, but is best done by CEOs because they know the user the most.